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Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« on: October 10, 2010, 01:57:40 PM »
Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.

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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2010, 01:59:10 PM »
Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.


Wot is lesson 2? Shrugs:
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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2010, 02:06:21 PM »
Kill dog and dial 999?
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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2010, 02:09:34 PM »
Lesson 1. Always check that the dog hasn't left a ball on the stairs. That way you won't end up stepping on it and bouncing down the stairs, smashing a few ribs on the way.


Ouch!

Still, I assume the dog now has no balls?
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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2010, 02:48:21 PM »
Sorry - should have made it clear - bitch/balls/stairs.

I cannot be angry with her - it was my fault for not closiong the stair gate.

And my cocxyx (sp) is bruised. Not good.

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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2010, 02:52:24 PM »
Sorry - should have made it clear - bitch/balls/stairs.

I cannot be angry with her - it was my fault for not closiong the stair gate.

And my cocxyx (sp) is bruised. Not good.

So you haven't smashed any ribs...?  ::)
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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2010, 03:42:02 PM »
You have my sympathy .... I am nursing a sprained ankle and back from stepping on a certain little person's trainers, abandoned on the stairs  noooo:

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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2010, 04:10:16 PM »
 happy100   Oh, and it's coccyx TMR    happy100
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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2010, 07:46:28 AM »
happy100   Oh, and it's coccyx TMR    happy100

Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot. evil:

Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2010, 08:10:40 PM »
happy100   Oh, and it's coccyx TMR    happy100

Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot. evil:

Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
Just a thought like, and always happy to 'elp. angel1

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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2010, 08:14:58 PM »
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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2010, 08:17:11 PM »
I though that he was trying to get out of moving you...hey, watch his lips...'which makes lugging furniture and stuff around nothing short of agony'

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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2010, 08:19:04 PM »
happy100   Oh, and it's coccyx TMR    happy100

Stupid bloody gormless werd of ever there was one, and why can't they spell it logically too, bloody English shite. Hate it, a lot. evil:

Anyway Moaniomondo, I hope yer bones are feeling less bruised today.
Rub some Youngs on it....like.
Seems to make other body bibs and bobs feel happier.
Just a thought like, and always happy to 'elp. angel1

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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2010, 08:25:48 PM »
If it's not better by Saturday, I shall get it seen to, but I'm pretty sure it's just bad bruising.

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Re: Dogs/Balls/Stairs
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2010, 09:15:27 PM »
If it's not better by Saturday, I shall get it seen to, but I'm pretty sure it's just bad bruising.

I've been saying that for days.  surrender:
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