Signatures et alia

[Pastis]

Unless I'm writing a cheque or signing a letter my signature is seldom used. Under duress I've opted to put in place a couple of eSignatures on my email accounts for a kind of business protocol and consistency, however I am getting increasingly peed off by the default Sent from my Crackberry or Sent from my iPhone that keeps coming in on the end of messages 

As of today I'm changing my default to read "Sent from my comfy chair with a glass of Rioja on my right" 

Any other suggestions for an alternative way of signing off?

[Snoopy]

I am often tempted to end my ecorrespondence with:
"Having reached this point please re-read the foregoing and understand it before replying"

[Miss Demeanour]

 

That would confuse me  

[Snoopy]

OK there is another version:

"Think before you send another fvckwit reply"

[Miss Demeanour]

Aaahhhh now I geddit