Top Tip

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Don't use ibuprofen gel, I now have an arm which is doing a wonderful impression of fly paper. 

[Nick]

ALways stuff some padding down yer cycling pants to avoid the third buttock problem   

[Tipsy Gipsy]

ALways stuff some padding down yer cycling pants to avoid the third buttock problem   

    Have you been smoking your female neighbours cigarettes?

[Nick]

Who dat den? Do you have her number?

[Uncle Mort]

Who dat den? Do you have her number?

Have you looked at the cards in your local phonebox? 

[Barman]

Who dat den? Do you have her number?

Have you looked at the cards in your local phonebox? 

He puts the cards in the local phonebox!

[apc2010]

Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, whilst being only 2 letters away from sombrero, is a world apart in tone.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

 

[Barman]

Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, whilst being only 2 letters away from sombrero, is a world apart in tone.