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Offline Pastis

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Re: VP Intelligence Test
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2010, 06:07:44 PM »
Bit of a gamble then, eh?  spider:

Does it contain fish? ... Or not?  All sealed up nicely you won't be able to tell until you open it ...  eveilgrin:  Then it'll be too late to return, like ...  whistle:

Or , of course you could send it back without enjoying the luvverly pressy  eveilgrin:

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Re: VP Intelligence Test
« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2010, 06:10:26 PM »
You could send the same pressy back and fourth each year like... um those other blokes did like...  rubschin:
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Re: VP Intelligence Test
« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2010, 06:13:13 PM »
Good point!  Just an empty box travelling North and South for eternity ...   rubschin:
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Re: VP Intelligence Test
« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2010, 06:15:55 PM »
Good point!  Just an empty box travelling North and South for eternity ...   rubschin:

No, you need something in the box...  eveilgrin:
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Re: VP Intelligence Test
« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2010, 06:50:43 PM »
These choccy bics are quite nice  angel1
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Re: VP Intelligence Test
« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2010, 07:30:14 PM »
My fire ...or is that stoking  rubschin:

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Re: VP Intelligence Test
« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2010, 07:34:07 PM »
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Re: VP Intelligence Test
« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2010, 07:44:26 PM »
Ooh, he is left handed  cloud9:
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Re: VP Intelligence Test
« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2010, 07:54:38 PM »
I had even hoovered my car out, specially like, so she could travel in the back without discomfort (or popcorn)  noooo:

Putting her in the boot of your car was going to put Miss D off just a bit don't you think?
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Re: VP Intelligence Test
« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2010, 09:30:11 PM »
Nice and ready for you though  eveilgrin:
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