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Offline Snoopy

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Jokes for your Home-made Crackers!
« on: November 21, 2010, 01:26:33 PM »
Q: Why do all the other reindeer have brown noses?

A: Because they can't stop as quickly as Rudolph!
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Re: Jokes for your Home-made Crackers!
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2010, 01:29:28 PM »
You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you?

They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable nappies as gifts!
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2010, 01:31:05 PM »
Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?"

Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."

Santa: "Doesn't Barbie always come with Ken?"

Girl: "No, she only fakes it with Ken."
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Re: Jokes for your Home-made Crackers!
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2010, 01:31:22 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 01:29:28 PM
You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you?

They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable nappies as gifts!

Oxymoron alert...  whistle:
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Re: Jokes for your Home-made Crackers!
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2010, 01:37:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 21, 2010, 01:31:22 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 01:29:28 PM
You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you?

They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable nappies as gifts!

Oxymoron alert...  whistle:

Perhaps it should read "Three Gay Wise Men"  rubschin:
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Re: Jokes for your Home-made Crackers!
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2010, 01:42:32 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 01:37:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 21, 2010, 01:31:22 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 01:29:28 PM
You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you?

They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable nappies as gifts!

Oxymoron alert...  whistle:

Perhaps it should read "Three Gay Wise Men"  rubschin:

Much better...  ;)
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Re: Jokes for your Home-made Crackers!
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2010, 01:43:34 PM »
Or gay vicars
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Re: Jokes for your Home-made Crackers!
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2010, 03:45:00 PM »
Gay wise men ? They would have: arrived late because they couldn't get a taxi, Called Mary whilst she was in labour demanding directions, gone to the nearest gay bar for cocktails as the birth was far too gory to watch, critisiced the decor and the mess in the stables, tried to chat up the shepherds and brought Andrew Lloyd Webber CD's as presents. (And then have a bitchfight over who was going to be Godfather and the colour of the christening gown !}
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2010, 03:46:21 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on November 21, 2010, 03:45:00 PM
Gay wise men ? They would have: arrived late because they couldn't get a taxi, Called Mary whilst she was in labour demanding directions, gone to the nearest gay bar for cocktails as the birth was far too gory to watch, critisiced the decor and the mess in the stables, tried to chat up the shepherds and brought Andrew Lloyd Webber CD's as presents. (And then have a bitchfight over who was going to be Godfather and the colour of the christening gown !}

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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2010, 04:49:19 PM »
Christmas Day is like any other day for me.....

I sit down with a fat bird that doesn't gobble anymore!
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2010, 05:48:51 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on December 04, 2010, 04:49:19 PM
Christmas Day is like any other day for me.....

I sit down with a fat bird that doesn't gobble anymore!

Welcome to my world...  surrender:
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Re: Jokes for your Home-made Crackers!
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2010, 05:55:13 PM »
When is a door not a door?... razz:











When its ajar... happy001
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Re: Jokes for your Home-made Crackers!
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2010, 06:29:36 PM »
 ;D
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2010, 08:05:13 PM »
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