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Offline Just One More

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How to raise a smile
« on: January 09, 2011, 06:13:06 PM »
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Offline Pastis

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Re: How to raise a smile
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2011, 06:21:32 PM »
Apparently Aggers did the Sprinkler dance on Friday after the win  eeek:    ;D

I have yet to see it.
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Re: How to raise a smile
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2011, 10:12:38 PM »
Stolen from The Telegraph:

1) What do you call an Australian with 100 by his name? A bowler.


2) Why can't Aussies open bottles? Because they don't have any openers.


3) What do you call an Australian with a bottle of champagne in his hand? A waiter.


4) What do you call a world class Australian? Retired.


5) What do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an Oxo cube? Laughing stock.
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Re: How to raise a smile
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2011, 05:22:54 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on January 09, 2011, 10:12:38 PM
Stolen from The Telegraph:

1) What do you call an Australian with 100 by his name? A bowler.


2) Why can't Aussies open bottles? Because they don't have any openers.


3) What do you call an Australian with a bottle of champagne in his hand? A waiter.


4) What do you call a world class Australian? Retired.


5) What do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an Oxo cube? Laughing stock.


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