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The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« on: February 06, 2011, 03:01:38 PM »
All this talk of the Comet got me thinking. Transport related horrors welcome here.

I will have a think about my werst 6 or 7  scared2:
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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2011, 03:17:22 PM »
Ooh yes, driving through Alabama in 1973 with a load of long hairs  redface:

We got bullet holes in the car. We should NOT have gone into that diner  noooo:

And camping on that firing range in the fascist dictatorship  scared2:

And that incident by the Gaza Strip with the mine detecting bulldozer scared2:

And, no. No more for now  redface:
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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2011, 03:33:13 PM »
Flying from Lagos to Port Harcourt in a clapped out 707 with Nig Air...  scared2:
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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2011, 03:48:46 PM »
Disneyland Paris ...power lines came down on return journey.

 Abandoned on packed Eurostar from 6pm to 9 am the next day ( french staff just left) , No food, drink or heating ( was Oct / Nov) . Kids screaming all night long, blokes getting angry and converting into mob mentality, people screaming at each other, sick people that had visited before they popped their clogs.

Met in the morning by new train staff, camera crew and police with machine guns telling everyone to get back on train. They would attend to cancer patients and babies first  ::)

Still didn't move until 2 pm that afternoon and then only to Charles De Gaulle airport where they had chartered 1 plane ( obviously not enough for the numbers of passengers on the train) so hoooge scramble, running through airport, jostling, bartering and more anger as it was a first in queue got seats allocation.

Arrived back to Britain finally late the next night, to be met by representatives from Eurostar handing out Mickey Mouse soft toys to the kids  noooo: noooo: noooo: - they really should have thought that one through.

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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2011, 03:55:43 PM »
Peckham. Say no more.   shocked003
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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2011, 04:44:28 PM »
Going to Romania to do aid work and almost getting shot by a border guard.  redface:
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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2011, 04:51:02 PM »
Child trafficking again GM  noooo:
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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2011, 05:32:13 PM »
How can you almost get shot. Did he miss? are you skinny?

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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2011, 05:52:09 PM »
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And you want me to pay to visit you  noooo:
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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2011, 05:59:31 PM »
You have to pay?  eeek:

You have to pay?  shocked003

You have to pay?

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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2011, 06:09:31 PM »
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And you want me to pay to visit you  noooo:

 happy100  Shall we do Brighton instead? It's in the other direction after all ...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2011, 06:16:57 PM »
Sounds like a plan  cool14:
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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2011, 07:08:40 PM »
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But i have voddy. And sea bass. And stuff. And chocs  sad24:
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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2011, 07:12:06 PM »
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But i have voddy. And sea bass. And stuff. And chocs  sad24:

Yes, but they are voddy and sea bass flavoured chocs you cheapskate!  point:
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Re: The all new Dangerous Journeys thread
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2011, 07:14:16 PM »
That is your freezer muddle, not mine  angel1
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