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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2007, 10:38:18 AM »
Harry steps into the road and shouts;

" FUCK ME !! A BUS !!! "
noooo:

"Fuck me a Bu-"

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There is a line after that:

Ron and Hermione thought it ironic that Harry had been talking about his fears of dying at the hands of Voldemort when he walked out in front of the Number 42.
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2007, 12:26:46 PM »
I now know the last line  cloud9:
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2007, 12:43:53 PM »
I now know the last line  cloud9:
Go on then... tell us...  ::)
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2007, 01:26:30 PM »
Buy a copy you cheapskate  evil:














Oh all right ~ being as it's between you and me and nobody else will look ~ the last sentence is........

"All was well."
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2007, 01:51:03 PM »
"All was well."
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That was well worth waiting for then...  point:
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2007, 02:03:49 PM »
To be honest I thought it was a bit weak but the build up puts it in context and for that you do need to read the whole book.
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2007, 02:08:04 PM »
To be honest I thought it was a bit weak but the build up puts it in context and for that you do need to read the whole book.
To be honest I haven’t read any of them and I’ve only seen a pirate copy of one of the films – they had a broom race…  shrugs:








Taken liberty of correcting my typo. (Snoopy)
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2007, 10:54:06 AM »
To be honest I haven?t read any of them and I?ve only seen a pirate copy of one of the films ? they had a broom race?  shrugs:

To be fair you should watch an official copy, after all Harry doesnt look the same with the wooden leg and the eyepatch  drumroll:
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2007, 11:12:07 AM »
To be honest I haven?t read any of them and I?ve only seen a pirate copy of one of the films ? they had a broom race?  shrugs:

To be fair you should watch an official copy, after all Harry doesnt look the same with the wooden leg and the eyepatch  drumroll:

Umm that isn't Harry it's Mad Eye Moody.

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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2007, 11:35:22 AM »
To be honest I haven?t read any of them and I?ve only seen a pirate copy of one of the films ? they had a broom race?  shrugs:

To be fair you should watch an official copy, after all Harry doesnt look the same with the wooden leg and the eyepatch  drumroll:

Umm that isn't Harry it's Mad Eye Moody.

 rubschin: I thought that was Barman's nickname for you during that 'special' time of the month  scared:
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2007, 11:36:31 AM »
Nope, that is far worse.  redface:

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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2007, 11:39:56 AM »
Barman's nickname is worse? Bloody hell, given that he is the soul of understatement can we have advance warning so that we can book flights somewhere safer and quieter?  scared2:






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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2007, 06:13:14 PM »
According to the first Mrs Snoopy I'm like a clam

What, a hard case and smelling of fish?  ;)
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2007, 06:52:25 PM »
According to the first Mrs Snoopy I'm like a clam

What, a hard case and smelling of fish?  ;)

If a clam smells of fish DON'T eat it!
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