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Offline Barman

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Re: Methods of dealing with cold callers
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2012, 10:05:51 AM »
Mumbai: Hello, is that Mr Nick?

Nick: Oh, hello. Is this about God?

Mumbai: Pardon?

Nick: Is this about God!? You know, the All Powerful One!

Mumbai: No. It's about credit cards.

Nick: Oh? Is God doing credit cards now?

Mumbai: *click*

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A telephone version of my favourite for dealing with clipboard 'researchers'.

Researcher: Good morning sir, have you got time to answer a few questions?

DS: Have you spoken with The Lord today?

Researcher: Thank you sir (scuttles away)

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I'm gonna try that when I come back to the UK next... In February like....  whistle:
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Re: Methods of dealing with cold callers
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2012, 06:06:21 PM »
OK. What's with all the boo icons that were in my post then? Baffled! cry:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Methods of dealing with cold callers
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2012, 06:11:35 PM »
OK. What's with all the boo icons that were in my post then? Baffled! cry:

Ah... the emoticon is called Nick with a colon after it....  redface:
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Re: Methods of dealing with cold callers
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2012, 06:16:07 PM »
OK. What's with all the boo icons that were in my post then? Baffled! cry:

Ah... the emoticon is called Nick with a colon after it....  redface:


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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!