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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2011, 11:26:30 AM »
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/05/22/end-of-the-world-predictions-to-end-in-2015/

After careful study of centuries of failed prophecies, a group of scientists has concluded that the final false prediction of the apocalypse will be made on August 12th, 2015.  The London-based scientists claim that all the evidence points to that particular date as the day when an Age of Reason will finally dawn.  “By that time even the most stupid, red-necked Texan Bible Basher will have realised that the end of the world is simply not going to happen,” claimed Professor George Edwards....
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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2011, 08:40:10 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796

Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date

The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.

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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #47 on: May 25, 2011, 08:50:52 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796

Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date

The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.



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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #48 on: May 25, 2011, 08:51:31 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796

Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date

The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.


That is the day before my burfdee. BM can throw a party like and we could attempt to drink all of the remaining stock.  razz:

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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2011, 09:04:56 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796

Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date

The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.


That is the day before my burfdee. BM can throw a party like and we could attempt to drink all of the remaining stock.  razz:

Wot if he has got it wrong again like...? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2011, 09:06:26 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796

Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date

The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

Harold Camping said it had "dawned" on him that God would spare humanity "hell on Earth for five months" and the apocalypse would happen on 21 October.

Mr Camping said he felt "terrible" about his mistake.


That is the day before my burfdee. BM can throw a party like and we could attempt to drink all of the remaining stock.  razz:

Wot if he has got it wrong again like...? Shrugs:

Well you will just have to restock....and send him the invoice.

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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #51 on: May 25, 2011, 09:08:26 AM »
Can we have some stuff we like to drink this time ?  ::)
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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2011, 09:15:52 AM »
Can we have some stuff we like to drink this time ?  ::)

My home-brew voddy?  ;D
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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2011, 09:19:09 AM »
Isn't that your multi purpose cleaner, de-greaser and limescale remover ?  scared2:
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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2011, 09:21:11 AM »
Isn't that your multi purpose cleaner, de-greaser and limescale remover ?  scared2:

Oh yes... multi-purpose home-brew voddy!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #55 on: May 25, 2011, 09:23:17 AM »
I believe it can be used as a teeth whitener too.
Sparkling gnashers for a week and then they fall out.
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Re: The all new end of the world thread
« Reply #56 on: May 25, 2011, 09:26:05 AM »
I believe it can be used as a teeth whitener too.
Sparkling gnashers for a week and then they fall out.

It does dissolve denture glue I'm afraid....  redface:
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