The dog man cometh...

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Did he have  L O V E  and  H A T E on his knuckles...?  

Do dogs have knuckles as such?

Their paws are actually toes so yes they do.


We can debate this tomorrow.

Yes, let's.  

Let's not  

A dog walks on his toes like a horse, not the soles of his feet like a bear or a human. The dog's front limb assembly resembles the human arm with shoulder, upper arm, and forearm, but there the direct correlation ends. The human wrist is analogous to the canine pastern joint, the back of the hand is the dog's pastern, and the fingers form the dog's paws.

In back, again the upper part of the dog's body parallels the human leg structure with upper thigh joined to hip at one end and knee at the other and lower thigh leading from knee to heel. The dog's heel doesn't touch the ground, however; it is represented by the hock joint and the human foot becomes the dog's rear pastern, and the human toes are his rear paws.

Oh good grief if I ask for a drink tomorrow am I going to get....
Diet Coke (also known as Diet Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola light or Coke Light) is a sugar-free soft drink produced and distributed by The Coca-Cola Company. It was first introduced in the United States on August 9, 1982,[1] as the first new brand since 1886 to use the Coca-Cola trademark. The product quickly overtook the soft drink Tab in sales.
Diet Coke was sweetened with aspartame after the sweetener became available in the United States in 1983;[2] to save money, this was originally in a blend with saccharin. After Diet Rite cola advertised its 100 percent use of aspartame, and the manufacturer of NutraSweet (then, G.D. Searle & Company) warned that the NutraSweet trademark would not be made available to a blend of sweeteners, Coca-Cola switched the formula to 100 percent NutraSweet. Diet Coke from fountain dispensers still contains some saccharin to extend shelf life.[3]

 

[Snoopy]

  Unlikely.

BUT
If you ask a question to which I know the answer you may get it. If I don't know you will be told.  


Also, given your reputation, which goes before you, the likelihood of you asking for Diet Coke will probably result in 

[Barman]

Did he have  L O V E  and  H A T E on his knuckles...? 

Do dogs have knuckles as such?

Their paws are actually toes so yes they do.


We can debate this tomorrow.

Yes, let's. 

Let's not 

A dog walks on his toes like a horse, not the soles of his feet like a bear or a human. The dog's front limb assembly resembles the human arm with shoulder, upper arm, and forearm, but there the direct correlation ends. The human wrist is analogous to the canine pastern joint, the back of the hand is the dog's pastern, and the fingers form the dog's paws.

In back, again the upper part of the dog's body parallels the human leg structure with upper thigh joined to hip at one end and knee at the other and lower thigh leading from knee to heel. The dog's heel doesn't touch the ground, however; it is represented by the hock joint and the human foot becomes the dog's rear pastern, and the human toes are his rear paws.

No mention of knuckles... or tattoos... 

and the fingers form the dog's paws.

 

[Nick]

I imagine she will inspect his bonio 

[Barman]

I imagine she will inspect his bonio 

She is meeting Snoopy, not Anthony Weiner... 

[Snoopy]

 

[Just One More]

I imagine she will inspect his bonio 

Mr Thread, meet Mr Gutter 

[Baldy]

Did he have  L O V E  and  H A T E on his knuckles...? 

Nope, just 'ACAB' inside the mouth. 

[barmisspah?]

So what happened when he returned ???

[Darwins Selection]

So what happened when he returned ???

Sadly, after this incident, Mr Thread was never again allowed to return from Mr Gutters clutches.