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Re: Printing problems
« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2011, 12:17:32 PM »
printing fine here...  whistle:

WHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOW?

I just told you what I did.  Do you want me to post it? angel1


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I can send it 1st class ~ you should get it tomorrow or Monday at the latest.

I can post it too... you'll get it in October....  ::)
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Re: Printing problems
« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2011, 12:32:04 PM »
User error  whistle:

I hope you are charging him for the ink!

I wouldn't dream of it  noooo:




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Re: Printing problems
« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2011, 12:38:02 PM »
I am now calling the helpline  Banghead
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Re: Printing problems
« Reply #33 on: July 08, 2011, 12:40:45 PM »
Thought the Samaritans had taken out an restraining order Nick.  whistle:
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Re: Printing problems
« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2011, 12:45:37 PM »
Fooking Indian MONg  Banghead
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Re: Printing problems
« Reply #35 on: July 08, 2011, 12:46:33 PM »
I am now calling the helpline  Banghead

Before paying £1 a minute + to talk to them have you tried un-installing the printer and then reinstalling it? Usually werks unless the printer is fvcked in which case buy a new one.

Meanwhile the post leaves here at 16.45 so let me know before then if you want me to send the printed document to you.
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Re: Printing problems
« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2011, 02:36:58 PM »
New fooking printer  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Printing problems
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2011, 02:39:33 PM »
Don't forget to buy the right printer cartridges now will you  whistle:
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Re: Printing problems
« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2011, 02:47:49 PM »
Ok Nick, just checking the obvious problems first.

1. Is it connected to the computer and switched on?
2. Has it been installed?
3. Did you buy paper?

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Re: Printing problems
« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2011, 04:07:01 PM »
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The CD Rom with the printer software is corrupt  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

Another fooking Indian call centre and then a software download and a reboot and it is, finally, werking. Now, how do I convert a PDF file to Word??
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Re: Printing problems
« Reply #40 on: July 08, 2011, 04:37:52 PM »
Never bother with the helpdesk Nick, just go onto their website. Check the support/download section and download the relevant drivers directly.

Openoffice has a plugin that allows you to import and modify PDS files..  whistle:

Other than that google a converter.
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