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Offline Miss Demeanour

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A Plague of Muppets
« on: July 03, 2011, 12:04:40 PM »
They are everywhere at the moment.

I am being hugely entertained by one of the neighbours trying to fit a hooge chest of drawers into their car for the past half hour. It is essential that he puts down the back seats and then tries to just bung it in. Then his Mrs stands on the sideline offering some helpful suggestion like turn it at an angle. It can't even fit in the feckin door space let alone be turned  . Though it has taken them hundreds of attempts to come to this conclusion noooo:

So now they are suggesting they tie it to the roof ( he doesn't have a roof rack and he is currently moaning to her about his paintwork and that it will be scratched.

I have a feeling this item of furniture will be going no where today  noooo:
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Re: A Plague of Muppets
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011, 12:08:05 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: A Plague of Muppets
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011, 01:24:25 PM »
Time for a bonfire  eveilgrin:
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Re: A Plague of Muppets
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 01:58:39 PM »
Quick, run for the hills  scared2:
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Re: A Plague of Muppets
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 02:10:34 PM »
You could always play them some music to work with  whistle:

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
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