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Offline Pirate

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Dear Miss C...
« on: July 04, 2011, 07:12:38 PM »
The love if my life has gone out to dinner with another man tonight...A work colleague apparently...Well, of course I am devastated...I've done nuffink wrong...why is she doing this to me?  sad32:

Worried

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Re: Dear Miss C...
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2011, 08:21:48 PM »
Dear worried of Gloucester

The love of your life might object to you posting pictures of her in her underwear on a public fora. She may be testing your devotion. She may not be aware of your devotion. She may not give a flying f@@k.

I hope this helps you in this troubled time of yours.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Dear Miss C...
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2011, 08:28:44 PM »
How did you know it was her in her underwear?

Flying fook hey...Mile high club d'yer think?...


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Re: Dear Miss C...
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 09:12:44 PM »
Umm a glider in cider rubschin:

 redface:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Dear Miss C...
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2011, 09:39:47 PM »
Oh yes...yes, yes, yes yes Ohhhh...Pirate... cloud9:

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Re: Dear Miss C...
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2011, 09:41:49 PM »
half mile club ,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:

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Re: Dear Miss C...
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2011, 09:46:18 PM »
Dear worried of gloucester ......sometimes we worry over the littlest of things that turn out not to b so important. Other times we ignore really important issues for minor matters. And at the other times whilst we have a focus on one thing we can't help our mind wandering to others.

Moral of the story ......its your fault  lol:
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