Guess now we have to decide whos who
I imagine that may not be too taxing in my case.
Let me buy you a Bacardi, or would you prefer a can of Red Stripe?
You can buy me a rum and black if you like .
Btw do I know you ??? 
What would you do with a black?
Know him? I don't think so... He sounds sane.
I think we are all tiptoeing around a bit getting the taste of the place - and the ale. Trying to figure out who are the gestapo... Place is full of dogs and cats, can't expect a sensible conversation - too polarised in their views.