A whole new direction:
Why, when I fired up the pooter this morning, did all the crap to get into it (Passwords etc), and waited for it to load did it then inform me that it needed to restart to install a Thunderbird update?
Having "allowed" that and gone through the whole log-in, password, wait, routine it told me it needed to restart to install AVG updates so I "allowed" that and repeated the log-in, password, wait, routine ...... THEN the B@ST@RD thing told me that it would restart again in 5 minutes to enable it to install Windows fvcking Service Pack
SOOOOooooooooo I "allowed" that and repeated the log-in, password, wait, routine!
It took me almost a fecking hour to get here this morning .... I'd have done it quicker on the bus!