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Offline Nick

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Damsel in Distress
« on: August 01, 2011, 03:43:12 PM »
No, not MIss C. The svelte redhead  eyes:

SHe came home from work early (unwell as it turned out) and passed out in her car.

In a gentlemanly manner ( eveilgrin:) I managed to rouse her, half carry her to her flat and get her to bed  eyes:

I feel quite saintly angel1

Must have a cold shower now
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Re: Damsel in Distress
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2011, 09:21:46 AM »
Are you running in and out with beef tea and stuff?

Could do yourself a bit of good there boy  eyes:
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Re: Damsel in Distress
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2011, 12:53:06 PM »
I checked up on her first thing  angel1

She is much improved and has sent me a special goody box from her employers (ASDA). It has cake in it and everyfink  cloud9:
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Re: Damsel in Distress
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2011, 12:53:16 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 02, 2011, 09:21:46 AM
Are you running in and out with beef tea and stuff?

Could do yourself a bit of good there boy  eyes:

I've met her.
She's quite nice looking granted, but not trouser instantly expanding/inflatingly fantastic....if you get me drift like. whistle:
She's got red hair, which I'm not overly fussed on tbqf, and th. noooo:
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Re: Damsel in Distress
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2011, 12:56:51 PM »
Growler is an blind oaf
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Re: Damsel in Distress
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2011, 01:20:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 02, 2011, 12:56:51 PM
Growler is an blind oaf

No. I'm choosy. I can afford to be. Wimmins have to meet extremely high standards to gain my attention. eveilgrin:
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Re: Damsel in Distress
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2011, 01:24:13 PM »
Cold hands and a hot oven ???
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Re: Damsel in Distress
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2011, 01:24:33 PM »
Even the local tarts  point: point: point: point:
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Re: Damsel in Distress
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2011, 01:27:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 02, 2011, 01:24:33 PM
Even the local tarts  point: point: point: point:

She was actually quite pretty, and at least she smiled at ME ey? cloud9:

 So........Finger:.... yours matey.
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Re: Damsel in Distress
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2011, 01:28:41 PM »
SHe smiles at ANYONE you oaf  point: point: point: point:
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Re: Damsel in Distress
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2011, 05:40:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2011, 03:43:12 PM
No, not MIss C. The svelte redhead  eyes:

SHe came home from work early (unwell as it turned out) and passed out in her car.

In a gentlemanly manner ( eveilgrin:) I managed to rouse her, half carry her to her flat and get her to bed  eyes:

I feel quite saintly angel1

Must have a cold shower now

Did you drag her for the other half  rubschin:
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