I had to phone a company yesterday to discuss a bill

The usual barricades were put up about pressing a million other options before you finally get to ' I would you like to speak to an actual person ' option became available.
The usual ' our lines are busy it may be advisable to ring back at a better time' came up

Still holding I get to the final hurdle , 'ok whilst you are waiting what music would you like to listen to '

Press 1 for pop
Press 2 for rock
Press 3 for classical
Press 4 for opera
Press 5 for easy listening
and so on

FFS like most of their customer feedback will have said we don't mind waiting 15 minutes for you to answer the phone but this would be much nicer if I could warble to Take That whilst I'm wasting my life away
