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Offline Nick

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Police cars
« on: September 07, 2011, 04:01:53 PM »
that drive on the inside line of a motorway for miles and miles at 68.5 mph  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Police cars
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2011, 04:03:23 PM »
that drive on the inside line of a motorway for miles and miles at 68.5 mph  cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: Police cars
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2011, 04:05:46 PM »
Overtake them then, doing and indicated 75mph. You'll soon be clear of them and you speed up should you wish.

Nick needs to "grow a pair" ;-)

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Re: Police cars
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2011, 04:06:11 PM »
LANE  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Police cars
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2011, 04:08:13 PM »
I make a point of passing them, pulling back in front of them ........
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Re: Police cars
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 04:08:46 PM »
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Re: Police cars
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 04:26:16 PM »
Overtake them then, doing and indicated 75mph. You'll soon be clear of them and you speed up should you wish.

Nick needs to "grow a pair" ;-)

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Re: Police cars
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2011, 04:27:27 PM »
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Re: Police cars
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2011, 04:58:10 PM »
I make a point of passing them, pulling back in front of them ........
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Re: Police cars
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Re: Police cars
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2011, 05:48:37 PM »
they get a kick out of watching everybody slow down. Just drive past them, they are not going to nick you for doing under 80mph. unless you drive past at 80 with your middle finger up, waving at them whistle:
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Re: Police cars
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2011, 06:12:18 PM »
they get a kick out of watching everybody slow down. Just drive past them, they are not going to nick you for doing under 80mph. unless you drive past at 80 with your middle finger up, waving at them whistle:

Talking from a personal experience are we then ey Bodee? whistle:

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Re: Police cars
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2011, 07:22:08 PM »
they get a kick out of watching everybody slow down. Just drive past them, they are not going to nick you for doing under 80mph. unless you drive past at 80 with your middle finger up, waving at them whistle:

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Re: Police cars
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2011, 06:20:01 AM »
worse are the coppers that hide up to catch you out. driving through local village recently, sneaky bastard leaps out from behind a parked car and tells me I have been speeding at 38 in a 30 zone and that I would get a fine and 3 points on my license. The smug way he went about it was what pissed me off, should have decked him, the mature adult thing to do cussing:
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