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Getting yer 'air cut
« on: September 19, 2011, 08:00:56 AM »
CHatting with the lads on Saturday the conversation turned to the subject of ageing. We all agreed that mirrors were to be avoided at all times as they offer a constant reminder of the damage done  cry:

It was generally agreed that going for a haircut was awful because you are virtually compelled to gaze at your own reflection for the duration.

I am gong for a haircut shortly  cry:

If I asked the chappy to cover the mirror up would it in anyway impede the haircutting process? NO

It is just a cruel tradition
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Re: Getting yer 'air cut
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2011, 08:16:55 AM »
I just take me specs off .... all I can see is a blur.  whistle:
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Re: Getting yer 'air cut
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2011, 08:54:42 AM »
Mirrors are evil ...simples  noooo:
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Re: Getting yer 'air cut
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2011, 10:15:55 AM »
CHatting with the lads on Saturday the conversation turned to the subject of ageing. We all agreed that mirrors were to be avoided at all times as they offer a constant reminder of the damage done  cry:

It was generally agreed that going for a haircut was awful because you are virtually compelled to gaze at your own reflection for the duration.

I am gong for a haircut shortly  cry:

If I asked the chappy to cover the mirror up would it in anyway impede the haircutting process? NO

It is just a cruel tradition

I have no reflection.  rubschin:
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Re: Getting yer 'air cut
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2011, 10:45:15 AM »
That's cause you can't remember anything  redface:
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Re: Getting yer 'air cut
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2011, 10:46:06 AM »
CHatting with the lads on Saturday the conversation turned to the subject of ageing. We all agreed that mirrors were to be avoided at all times as they offer a constant reminder of the damage done  cry:

It was generally agreed that going for a haircut was awful because you are virtually compelled to gaze at your own reflection for the duration.

I am gong for a haircut shortly  cry:

If I asked the chappy to cover the mirror up would it in anyway impede the haircutting process? NO

It is just a cruel tradition

I have no reflection.  rubschin:

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Re: Getting yer 'air cut
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2011, 10:50:23 AM »
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Re: Getting yer 'air cut
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2011, 05:15:02 PM »
That's cause you can't remember anything  redface:

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Re: Getting yer 'air cut
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2011, 05:15:37 PM »
CHatting with the lads on Saturday the conversation turned to the subject of ageing. We all agreed that mirrors were to be avoided at all times as they offer a constant reminder of the damage done  cry:

It was generally agreed that going for a haircut was awful because you are virtually compelled to gaze at your own reflection for the duration.

I am gong for a haircut shortly  cry:

If I asked the chappy to cover the mirror up would it in anyway impede the haircutting process? NO

It is just a cruel tradition

LL does mine so I just sit in the chair and stare out at the view...  cloud9:
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Re: Getting yer 'air cut
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2011, 06:00:14 PM »
CHatting with the lads on Saturday the conversation turned to the subject of ageing. We all agreed that mirrors were to be avoided at all times as they offer a constant reminder of the damage done  cry:

It was generally agreed that going for a haircut was awful because you are virtually compelled to gaze at your own reflection for the duration.

I am gong for a haircut shortly  cry:

If I asked the chappy to cover the mirror up would it in anyway impede the haircutting process? NO

It is just a cruel tradition

LL does mine so I just sit in the chair and stare out at the view...  cloud9:


One assumes that you don't really have time to get bored then  point:
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Re: Getting yer 'air cut
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2011, 06:08:31 PM »
CHatting with the lads on Saturday the conversation turned to the subject of ageing. We all agreed that mirrors were to be avoided at all times as they offer a constant reminder of the damage done  cry:

It was generally agreed that going for a haircut was awful because you are virtually compelled to gaze at your own reflection for the duration.

I am gong for a haircut shortly  cry:

If I asked the chappy to cover the mirror up would it in anyway impede the haircutting process? NO

It is just a cruel tradition

LL does mine so I just sit in the chair and stare out at the view...  cloud9:


One assumes that you don't really have time to get bored then  point:

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Re: Getting yer 'air cut
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2011, 08:06:44 PM »
CHatting with the lads on Saturday the conversation turned to the subject of ageing. We all agreed that mirrors were to be avoided at all times as they offer a constant reminder of the damage done  cry:

It was generally agreed that going for a haircut was awful because you are virtually compelled to gaze at your own reflection for the duration.

I am gong for a haircut shortly  cry:

If I asked the chappy to cover the mirror up would it in anyway impede the haircutting process? NO

It is just a cruel tradition

LL does mine so I just sit in the chair and stare out at the view...  cloud9:


One assumes that you don't really have time to get bored then  point:
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