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Offline Snoopy

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Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« on: September 29, 2011, 10:35:28 AM »
All nice and ready for Uncle Mort's many admirers to post greetings TOMORROW when the old codger will be 58!

Many Happy Returns Uncle!

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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2011, 12:33:36 PM »
Permission to post early Sir?

I shall be heading to Manchester for me Uncle's funeral in the early hours tomorrow so may not get to post anything until much later in the day

Happy birthday Uncle like

Can somebody put a couple of triangular ham sarnies, 2 x cocktail sausages, 2 x pineapple chunks, 2 x pieces of cheese, 4 x chicken nuggets,  1/2 of one of those snack size pork pies and a piece of birthday cake on a paper plate for me and pop it in the fridge.  Ta   :thumbsup:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2011, 12:37:16 PM »
We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints  whistle:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2011, 12:43:20 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 12:37:16 PM
We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints  whistle:

Wot, no curly sandwiches and soft crisps?  noooo:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2011, 12:44:32 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 12:37:16 PM
We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints  whistle:

Does the same rule apply to voddy ? cloud9:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2011, 12:45:18 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 12:37:16 PM
We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints  whistle:

And that should be the biggest size available when it comes to women drinking beer/lager  angry037
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2011, 12:47:38 PM »
What  cos our likkle iddy biddy hands  would get used to holding something  big  and strong and frothy and expect them all to be the same size ????
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2011, 12:49:03 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 29, 2011, 12:47:38 PM
What  cos our likkle iddy biddy hands  would get used to holding something  big  and strong and frothy and expect them all to be the same size ????

OVULATION ALERT!!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2011, 12:51:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 29, 2011, 12:44:32 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2011, 12:37:16 PM
We shall only be serving Mild in Half Pints  whistle:

Does the same rule apply to voddy ? cloud9:


Which part of the word ONLY are you having problems with deary?
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2011, 12:53:38 PM »
There is ALWAYS an exception clause  whistle:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2011, 12:59:22 PM »
 noooo:

Mild it is ..... In honour of our very own sage.



There may be clog dancing.
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2011, 01:03:37 PM »
What about for those of us that don't drink beer or lager or ale or bitter or mild or any of that slurry whether it is in pints or half pints  noooo:
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2011, 01:08:11 PM »
Learn to like alternatives  eveilgrin:

This is Uncle's Day .... it only comes once a year........like Christmas.
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2011, 01:08:53 PM »
Can we have black pudding lobbing too?
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Re: Happy Birthday Uncle Mort
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2011, 01:10:44 PM »
I suppose so  ::)



Miss D ~ I have checked in the back of the cellar and there is a bottle of Elderflower Wine dated 1963
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