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The hand car wash craze
« on: October 01, 2011, 02:40:51 PM »
Growler will testify that my car is filthy. I decided it ought to have a bath. THere are none of those robot car washes anymore. WHat there are instead are dozens of "We wash your car for £4" places, run entirely by Poles and the like.

They work like devils and the car comes out looking like new  eeek:  I might go for the £15 full valet  rubschin:

Is this a national phenomenon?
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2011, 02:47:09 PM »
Yup!

That they do less damage to the car is a plus  :thumbsup:


Auto Lavage are getting harder and harder to find although there is a good one en route twixt Calais and  Coquelles

http://auto-moto.118000.fr/v_coquelles_62/c_lavage-et-nettoyage-auto  whistle:

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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2011, 02:58:00 PM »
Auto Lavage  eeek:
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2011, 03:00:30 PM »
 razz: Raaaasssspppppppp!
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2011, 03:06:03 PM »
You have been chattering to that Mrs TipoGipo too much  noooo:

Or her eldest
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2011, 03:11:23 PM »
No but I do always wash the continent off me car in Coquelles before I get on the ferry home, I also fill up on cheap French diesel in the filling station next door.

The Auto Lavage is on the road between the Auchan hypermarket (where I buy wine & cheese) and the Tabac (where I stock up on fags and baccy). Much cheaper that getting either on the ferry   ;D
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2011, 03:15:16 PM »
PS I can also list every decent toilet stop between Calais and Venlo ...... but that's 'cos I have been doing the trip almost annually since 1970 with kids in the car.
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2011, 03:15:23 PM »
Coquelles and mussuelles alive, alive-o  angel1
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2011, 03:19:57 PM »
Oh Yes!  cloud9:

Moules Marinières and a bottle of Chablis here ....... Le Sole Meunière, 1 Boulevard de la Résistance, Calais ....... and it's not far from the Lavage  whistle:
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2011, 03:27:02 PM »
Coquelles and mussuelles alive, alive-o  angel1

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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2011, 03:27:11 PM »
Would you two like to get a private room ?
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2011, 03:27:59 PM »
I am sure Mrs TipoGipo's eldest is fond of Coquelles and Mussuelles too  angel1
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2011, 03:42:14 PM »
Growler will testify that my car is filthy. I decided it ought to have a bath. THere are none of those robot car washes anymore. WHat there are instead are dozens of "We wash your car for £4" places, run entirely by Poles and the like.

They work like devils and the car comes out looking like new  eeek:  I might go for the £15 full valet  rubschin:

Is this a national phenomenon?

They tend to operate on the supermarket/retail park car parks here. They did mine on Wednesday, £5 and it's spotless, not a fly/bug anywhere, wheels shiny new, and it looked like they'd black-walleded the tyres too. Down here they're not Poles though, they are all black. A female colleague once stopped me in my tracks when she suggested it was cos they had bigger hands and longer arms so it doesnt take as long  ;D
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2011, 03:46:15 PM »
Looks like a local franchise hereabouts. All have the same blue and yellow signs and operate off garage forecourts and bits of wasteground
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Re: The hand car wash craze
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2011, 03:47:55 PM »
Growler will testify that my car is filthy. I decided it ought to have a bath. THere are none of those robot car washes anymore. WHat there are instead are dozens of "We wash your car for £4" places, run entirely by Poles and the like.

They work like devils and the car comes out looking like new  eeek:  I might go for the £15 full valet  rubschin:

Is this a national phenomenon?

They tend to operate on the supermarket/retail park car parks here. They did mine on Wednesday, £5 and it's spotless, not a fly/bug anywhere, wheels shiny new, and it looked like they'd black-walleded the tyres too. Down here they're not Poles though, they are all black. A female colleague once stopped me in my tracks when she suggested it was cos they had bigger hands and longer arms so it doesnt take as long  ;D
I expect she is extrapolating from her own experience.  eyes:

They are all Eastern European, but not Poles I think, in Newbury.

They charge extra for mine, something to do with mud on the roof and poo caked underneath.

It's a good job though, lasts for hours.
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