Pockets

[Just One More]

I just checked mine.

Bunch of keys, doors, gates, vehicles, on LED torch keyring.
£17.70
Swiss army knife
square of kitchen roll

In jacket pockets:

Comb
Notepad
2 pencils
3 feet of baling twine

In lining of jacket (hole in left pocket)

2 shotgun cartridges
1 roll of trebor mints
1 sparkplug for chainsaw.

Who needs a manbag?

WTF do you need a door and gate in yer pocket for. Please don't take a-fence 

[Barman]

I just checked mine.

Bunch of keys, doors, gates, vehicles, on LED torch keyring.
£17.70
Swiss army knife
square of kitchen roll

In jacket pockets:

Comb
Notepad
2 pencils
3 feet of baling twine

In lining of jacket (hole in left pocket)

2 shotgun cartridges
1 roll of trebor mints
1 sparkplug for chainsaw.

Who needs a manbag?

WTF do you need a door and gate in yer pocket for. Please don't take a-fence 

[groans] 

[Snoopy]

I just checked mine.

Bunch of keys, doors, gates, vehicles, on LED torch keyring.
£17.70
Swiss army knife
square of kitchen roll

In jacket pockets:

Comb
Notepad
2 pencils
3 feet of baling twine

In lining of jacket (hole in left pocket)

2 shotgun cartridges
1 roll of trebor mints
1 sparkplug for chainsaw.

Who needs a manbag?

WTF do you need a door and gate in yer pocket for. Please don't take a-fence 

Stupid Boy

[Darwins Selection]

I just checked mine.

Bunch of keys, doors, gates, vehicles, on LED torch keyring.
£17.70
Swiss army knife
square of kitchen roll

In jacket pockets:

Comb
Notepad
2 pencils
3 feet of baling twine

In lining of jacket (hole in left pocket)

2 shotgun cartridges
1 roll of trebor mints
1 sparkplug for chainsaw.

Who needs a manbag?

WTF do you need a door and gate in yer pocket for. Please don't take a-fence 

Well spotted, there should, of course, have been a semi-colon after 'keys'.

Only 8/10 though, as you missed the capital 't' in Trebor.