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« on: October 04, 2011, 10:19:30 AM »
Why don't wimmin have and use POCKETS?  Banghead

It would make their lives far easier and save me time and money (especially at garages and supermarket checkouts) cussing:
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2011, 10:22:09 AM »
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2011, 10:23:04 AM »
We need some wimmin's views. I see they are now making handbags with wheels  noooo:
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2011, 10:30:00 AM »
Woodstock hauls one of these to werk like


and carries one of these over her shoulder


PLUS one of these in her "free" hand



I have suggested she stick a broom handle up her arse and sweep the corridors while she is at it.
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2011, 10:31:57 AM »
It is an addiction  noooo:
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2011, 10:34:10 AM »
Honestly ~ Seeing her set off in the mornings is like watching a caravan of Bedouin setting out to cross the Sahara.
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2011, 10:36:17 AM »
She cannot work out how the male tutors turn up with just one of these.



I gather she is not the only female tutor similarly encumbered.
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2011, 10:36:45 AM »
We should get the laydees to post handbag inventories  Popcorn:
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2011, 10:37:19 AM »
I doubt we have sufficient band width  noooo:
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2011, 10:39:47 AM »
 noooo:
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2011, 11:06:17 AM »
Ok I have just checked the contents of my handbag.

I have :
My purse
Make up bag
Oyster card
Work ID
Big bunch of keys (work & home )
Diary / organiser
Pens
2 cheque books from different banks
Bills to pay
Phone & portable usb charger
Tissues
Hair brush
Toiletries bag
Mp3 player
And an Apple
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2011, 11:08:28 AM »
She must have biceps like Henry Cooper. noooo:

I rest my case  angel1
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2011, 11:09:02 AM »
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I'm not doubting your word but ............  what about "Laydees requisites"?
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2011, 11:11:14 AM »
I just checked my jeans pockets
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Keys (house and car)
Loose change (about a fiver's worth)
Credit Card
2 x Debit Cards
Comb
Folded notes (Fifty quids worth)
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2011, 11:11:45 AM »
I guess she eschews that Rampant Rabbit during the day  angel1
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