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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Pockets
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2011, 11:13:16 AM »
I was thinking of something else.
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2011, 11:15:35 AM »
Scissors?
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2011, 11:17:41 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 11:09:02 AM
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I'm not doubting your word but ............  what about "Laydees requisites"?

Toiletries bag ...contains toothbrush ( mini)  mini tube of tooth paste face wipes perfume and any other necessaries  whistle:
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2011, 11:19:07 AM »
Most wimmin could run a branch of Boots from their handbags  noooo:  See also: Mrs NIck's bathroom  noooo:
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2011, 11:20:30 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 04, 2011, 11:17:41 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 04, 2011, 11:09:02 AM
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I'm not doubting your word but ............  what about "Laydees requisites"?

Toiletries bag ...contains toothbrush ( mini)  mini tube of tooth paste face wipes perfume and any other necessaries  whistle:

Ah-Ha! Bags within bags eh .... that's cheating.
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2011, 12:36:25 PM »
Not cheating ...just sensible  whistle:
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2011, 12:37:47 PM »
WHAT is in your pockets?
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2011, 12:43:13 PM »
I never put anything in my pockets  noooo:

Because of 'the line'

Because it falls out

Because it makes noise ( if it's loose change etc)

Because pens etc can leak and stain

Because keys can stab your upper thigh

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Re: Pockets
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2011, 12:44:15 PM »
Wimmin  noooo:
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2011, 12:47:35 PM »
I just checked mine.

Bunch of keys, doors, gates, vehicles, on LED torch keyring.
£17.70
Swiss army knife
square of kitchen roll

In jacket pockets:

Comb
Notepad
2 pencils
3 feet of baling twine

In lining of jacket (hole in left pocket) redface:

2 shotgun cartridges
1 roll of trebor mints
1 sparkplug for chainsaw.

Who needs a manbag?


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Re: Pockets
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2011, 12:49:19 PM »
Just so long as you don't shove a roll of Trebor Mints in the shotgun all will be well DS.

 :thumbsup: A real MAN'S pockets
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2011, 12:52:07 PM »
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2011, 01:13:22 PM »
Men have more pockets than wimmin .

Wimmin invariably don't have jacket pockets and not many skirts have pockets and so therefore tis only really if you wear trousers.

Wimmin need bags  cloud9:

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Re: Pockets
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2011, 01:19:46 PM »
Woodstock wears five pocket jeans same as me.  evil:

Granted mine do not fit as tightly as hers but then I'm not intending to show off me pert arse.  ::)
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Re: Pockets
« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2011, 01:43:06 PM »
Confucius say:

'Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day'
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