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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #60 on: October 08, 2011, 11:36:47 AM »
WTF is he doing in Belgium?


If you go by ferry then children running around and shite toilets are inevitable. Should have gone Eurotunnel.

Most petrol pumps on the continent are prepaid, certainly all those on motorways are ~ I foresee trouble ahead.
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #61 on: October 09, 2011, 11:48:30 AM »
No news today  scared2:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #62 on: October 09, 2011, 12:53:42 PM »
 He should have reached Denmark by now by that route
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #63 on: October 09, 2011, 01:06:56 PM »
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Drivin through Jerrmany in luvvly sunshine n scenery. NO disasters today as yet. Don't want to talk about my experience of navigating around Eindhoven yesterday [WHAT FOOKING ROUTE  IS HE GOING?] NEVER rely on sat nav.

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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #64 on: October 09, 2011, 05:03:51 PM »
Is this a day trip to the mountains ?  rubschin:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #65 on: October 09, 2011, 08:29:37 PM »
More news. He seems to be pished noooo:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #66 on: October 10, 2011, 06:27:29 AM »
Was he nice to you ?  eeek:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #67 on: October 10, 2011, 06:37:03 AM »
Eindhoven has a mahoosive ring road but the motorway to Germany doesn't go anywhere near it. Eindhoven is just a bunch of factories (mostly owned by Phillips) on the horizon .... If you follow the right route that is. But there is no need to go through Belgium, Holland or Germany to get to Switzerland from Calais. Not even by the scenic route.  Banghead
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #68 on: October 10, 2011, 09:19:33 AM »
I have a postcard. cloud9:


A bit cryptic: "You were out when we called".   rubschin:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #69 on: October 10, 2011, 09:19:47 AM »
Amongst other inane ramblings Growler sends "virtual ugs snogs and Swiss choccy to the gerls" ::)
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #70 on: October 10, 2011, 09:43:09 AM »
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #71 on: October 10, 2011, 11:24:15 AM »
^^^ Wot she said ^^^  cloud9:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #72 on: October 10, 2011, 12:41:20 PM »
Growler texts from Interlaken hospital!! His friend is being checked for suspicious arm and chest pains. He also reports extensive flooding and road closures. ::)

He thinks he may be marooned  eeek:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #73 on: October 10, 2011, 03:23:33 PM »
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I am an abandoned abroad bear in sunshine. I am being adopted by strangers now. I am being taken away to where I am not actually too sure  scared2: I am a bit lost, anxious and confusilicated.No one understands me. I want my German friend back, HELP
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #74 on: October 10, 2011, 03:35:38 PM »
Ah that explains the white coats (I thought that he might have been sectioned) it must be bad he has asked for cake. eeek:
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