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Offline Nick

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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2011, 04:50:55 PM »
Nice werd: eschews
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2011, 04:55:29 PM »
My favourite happens to be Plinth   cloud9: . Or better:  Chamfered plinth   cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2011, 04:58:47 PM »
Or even Plinth of Waleth
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2011, 04:59:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 07, 2011, 04:45:49 PM
I will explain it all ( at length) next time you are here. We could re enact the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet  cloud9:

Are you a size 14?

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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #49 on: October 07, 2011, 05:00:36 PM »
War'is this shite ey? A piggin English Lit. lesson?  sick2:

I talk proper Growler language that is easily understood. cloud9:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2011, 05:12:47 PM »
Like "This jellchopper is crashn' like. Wear are the soddin' dingies?"
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2011, 05:52:42 PM »
IS HE THERE YET? IS HE THERE YET?
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #52 on: October 07, 2011, 05:53:43 PM »
He is doomed noooo:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #53 on: October 07, 2011, 06:05:59 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 07, 2011, 05:52:42 PM
IS HE THERE YET? IS HE THERE YET?

Yes...no. I'm HERE still, not there. ::)

I s'pose I berrer put me clobber in me van and bugger off like.


No doubt nasty Nick will keep you informed with  his totally exagerated 'disaster' tales and my fun and new found friends.
I'll try not to fall foulf of authority this year. whistle:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #54 on: October 07, 2011, 06:22:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 07, 2011, 05:53:43 PM
He is doomed noooo:

Bollox. ::)

However, DO have fun at my expense. whistle:

Tarar 'til a week on Sunday....hopefully whistle:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #55 on: October 07, 2011, 06:25:46 PM »
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

I wonder if he has made a will
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #56 on: October 07, 2011, 06:27:36 PM »
Oh Gawd!   He's prolly left you his gruns!
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #57 on: October 07, 2011, 06:29:00 PM »
I need compost :thumbsup:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #58 on: October 07, 2011, 06:45:16 PM »
I have two compost books I could send you for none composting like. confused:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #59 on: October 08, 2011, 11:21:52 AM »
A progress report has been received  :thumbsup:

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Greetins from shitty Belgium. Too many overly excited grot sprogs running amok on boat at 3.a.m. Rain is actually from hell. Service bogs stinking of breathtaking ammonia. Prepaid pumps are bastards and need ripping out by the roots.
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