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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #90 on: October 11, 2011, 08:28:21 AM »
Growlergram latest:It seems his now 350 miles from his car for some reason, he continues:


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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #91 on: October 11, 2011, 08:30:31 AM »
 eeek:

Has his car floated away in the floods ?

Did he decide to tackle the trains ?

Is he in the jellycopter ?
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #92 on: October 11, 2011, 08:30:42 AM »
Schadenfreude is one German word that he's going to learn when he get's back.  ;)

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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #93 on: October 11, 2011, 10:53:52 AM »
Growler now reporting that his bessy mate has been released from hospital and the sun has put in an appearance. What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #94 on: October 11, 2011, 11:05:18 AM »
Prolly return home via Spain  ;)
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #95 on: October 11, 2011, 11:29:47 AM »
Growler now reporting that his bessy mate has been released from hospital and the sun has put in an appearance. What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

Sunburn...?  rubschin:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #96 on: October 11, 2011, 12:34:26 PM »
Miss D and I will stand by with calamine lotion, after we have eaten the chocolates obviously. whistle:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #97 on: October 11, 2011, 01:20:26 PM »
I will go into emergency cake making mode  cloud9:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #98 on: October 11, 2011, 01:33:19 PM »
I will go into emergency cake making mode  cloud9:


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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #99 on: October 11, 2011, 10:16:11 PM »
Growler reports that the Eiger is "very big"  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #101 on: October 13, 2011, 08:56:04 AM »
Growler reports that it is nearly jellycopter time and that his trousers will soon be overflowing  sick2:He has also lost his coat again  noooo:
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #102 on: October 13, 2011, 09:17:39 AM »
He now reports that he has suddenly become religious  ::)
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #103 on: October 13, 2011, 09:32:31 AM »
To discover the value of prayer and dry cleaning shares in one day is a truly wonderful conversion.  angel1
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Re: The new all new Growler's holiday disasters thread
« Reply #104 on: October 13, 2011, 10:30:55 AM »
Growler reports that he has also lost his coat again  noooo:

Is he moulting?
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