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The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« on: October 15, 2011, 07:08:28 PM »
What can possibly go wrong? ANd what is he charging? rubschin:
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2011, 07:34:03 PM »
His knob could get caught on a different plane. noooo:
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2011, 07:34:56 PM »
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2011, 09:14:44 PM »
As long as he knows what to do with his wood  whistle:
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2011, 06:17:30 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 15, 2011, 09:14:44 PM
As long as he knows what to do with his wood  whistle:
    http://youtu.be/G0p6O6-n6iQ                eyes: whistle:
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2011, 11:44:54 AM »
All done and dusted ..... :thumbsup:

He wouldn't accept any payment , in money or beers  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2011, 11:50:39 AM »
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2011, 12:15:11 PM »
Was it the see though nighty that clinched it?
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2011, 12:17:35 PM »
I think that is for the window cleaner  whistle:
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2011, 04:19:55 PM »
Is that why he fell off his ladder? eyes:
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2011, 04:25:23 PM »
It's good to see that the script writers for the Carry On films are still alive and kicking  lol:
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2011, 04:59:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 16, 2011, 04:25:23 PM
It's good to see that the script writers for the Carry On films are still alive and kicking  lol:
Would you like a small part?

I'm sure Nick could help.

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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2011, 05:00:40 PM »
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
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Re: The all new Miss D lets a man and his tool into her bedroom thread
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2011, 05:03:16 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2011, 04:59:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 16, 2011, 04:25:23 PM
It's good to see that the script writers for the Carry On films are still alive and kicking  lol:
Would you like a small part?

I'm sure Nick could help.

 lol: lol: lol:
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