As times are hard on the freelance front I am presently applying for jobs. All those I have so far gone for come with an "Equal Opps Monitoring Form".
So far I have been asked if I am gay, lesbian, "transgendered"
rubschin:Black, Asian, CHinese, Jewish, mixed race (in countless permutations), "abled"
disabled, "partially abled"
and much other nonsense.
I have decided to claim gayness and disability to help the twats fulfil their quotas. At the same time I am concealing several of my qualifications so as not to make myself appear too clever