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Advice for the laydees
« on: October 26, 2011, 04:58:55 PM »


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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 05:45:17 PM »
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2011, 05:46:05 PM »
My sister sent it to me angel1
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2011, 06:01:43 PM »
Moving tangentially onward, as we do, this caught my eye today:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15309357

After the book came the video rights, remember those?  The bloke behind it contacted me to develop product and marketing opportunities <snigger>  eyes:
We had several meetings where possibilities would arise, be enlarged upon and hopefully launched ... sadly they became detumescent  rubschin:
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2011, 06:22:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2011, 04:58:55 PM



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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2011, 06:44:03 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2011, 06:01:43 PM
Moving tangentially onward, as we do, this caught my eye today:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15309357

After the book came the video rights, remember those?  The bloke behind it contacted me to develop product and marketing opportunities <snigger>  eyes:
We had several meetings where possibilities would arise, be enlarged upon and hopefully launched ... sadly they became detumescent  rubschin:

Someone gave that book to me and my girlfriend as a present in the 70s eyes:
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2011, 07:08:14 PM »
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2011, 07:13:36 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on October 26, 2011, 06:01:43 PM
Moving tangentially onward, as we do, this caught my eye today:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15309357

After the book came the video rights, remember those?  The bloke behind it contacted me to develop product and marketing opportunities <snigger>  eyes:
We had several meetings where possibilities would arise, be enlarged upon and hopefully launched ... sadly they became detumescent  rubschin:

I had a copy of the book, maybe all of us of a 'certain age' had a copy of it.  There is no denying that lady has a seriously deformed skull.

Oh and BTW Bodiam, naughty cellar now. noooo:
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2011, 04:56:15 AM »
Yes I had a copy too .... I found that it was just heavy enough to render my ex unconscious ~ if I hit her over the head with it.
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2011, 05:37:16 AM »


I had a copy of the book, maybe all of us of a 'certain age' had a copy of it.  There is no denying that lady has a seriously deformed skull.

Oh and BTW Bodiam, naughty cellar now. noooo:
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2011, 06:42:12 AM »
I have a copy too. It's a bit heavy to hold with one hand though  whistle:
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2011, 07:08:59 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 27, 2011, 06:42:12 AM
I have a copy too. It's a bit heavy to hold with one hand though  whistle:

Prop it up against the box of Kleenex.  ::)
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2011, 08:04:39 AM »
Mr Thread?......
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2011, 08:05:34 AM »
It was always going to happen.  lol:
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2011, 08:06:18 AM »
BTW ~ Have you forwarded the OP to Mrs Nick?  whistle:
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