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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2011, 08:08:13 AM »
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2011, 08:09:06 AM »
I thought not ..... I'd have heard the explosion from here!
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2011, 08:29:15 AM »
And not an orgasmic one  lol:
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2011, 08:31:43 AM »
That's assuming she doesn't keep tabs on here Snoop....  whistle:
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2011, 08:47:17 AM »


I had a copy of the book, maybe all of us of a 'certain age' had a copy of it.  There is no denying that lady has a seriously deformed skull.

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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2011, 08:50:49 AM »
I believe it is favoured by Channel swimmers.
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2011, 09:58:48 AM »


I had a copy of the book, maybe all of us of a 'certain age' had a copy of it.  There is no denying that lady has a seriously deformed skull.

Oh and BTW Bodiam, naughty cellar now. noooo:
Ok as long as you wait till I am asleep before you put your curlers in, I don't want any shocks late at night whistle:

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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2011, 10:11:54 AM »


I had a copy of the book, maybe all of us of a 'certain age' had a copy of it.  There is no denying that lady has a seriously deformed skull.

Oh and BTW Bodiam, naughty cellar now. noooo:
Ok as long as you wait till I am asleep before you put your curlers in, I don't want any shocks late at night whistle:

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It vanished  ;)

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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2011, 10:14:37 AM »


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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2011, 04:29:22 PM »
If all those face creams and all that palaver realy do shrink wrinkles, how come women have fingerprints... eh? eh? eh?  rubschin:
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2011, 04:31:13 PM »
Mrs Nick's bathroom looked like a branch of Boots noooo:
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2011, 05:43:45 PM »
If all those face creams and all that palaver realy do shrink wrinkles, how come women have fingerprints... eh? eh? eh?  rubschin:

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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2011, 07:02:27 PM »
I hear that some ''men'' actually put that shite on their faces  noooo: point:
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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2011, 07:10:40 PM »
I hear that some ''men'' actually put that shite on their faces  noooo: point:

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Re: Advice for the laydees
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2011, 05:46:12 AM »
Do you use Brasso, or Duraglit (I use to love the smell of Duraglit)  cloud9:
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