I am redundant

[The Moan Ranger]

Halloween. The only day of the year paedophiles get a home delivery service.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Every year the boys ask me to cut a pumpkin for Halloween.
I remove the top, scrape out the insides and set them aside to make soup and then carve in a face.
This year I still got asked to do the "heavy work" ie scooping out the innards but then ..............................
"Go away Dad ... we are going to do the face" 

I remember when that happened to me, only I wasn't a dad like.  They are growing up, as you say the good thing is though once they leave home you can go back to doing it yourself with less mess and whining. That is of course if you are a tidy uncomplaining worker.  Toast the seeds with herbs garlic and chilli. Scoff the lot yourself

Anyhoo watching this....http://www.channel4.com/programmes/brave-new-world-with-stephen-hawking

We will soon all be redundant. 

[GROWLER]

Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running.

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose.

[Darwins Selection]

Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running.

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose.

Welcome back.

Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?

[bodiam]

Halloween. The only day of the year paedophiles get a home delivery service.

[GROWLER]

Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running.

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose.

Welcome back.

Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?

, oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.

[bodiam]

Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running.

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose.

I wire the door knocker to the mains....makes the little bastards jump I can tell you 

[Darwins Selection]

Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running.

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose.

Welcome back.

Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?

, oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.

Glad to see the Spaniards didn't polish you in any way.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running.

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose.

Welcome back.

Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?

, oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.

Glad to see the Spaniards didn't polish you in any way.

As much as i have to try on a daily basis to keep the motor trade happy, i can confirm, that turds ARE actually totally un-polishable.  ,

[Darwins Selection]

Sack of flour and hosepipe not required for the 3rd year running.

I'll go and remove the gaffer tape from the door knocker and re-install the bell batteries then I suppose.

Welcome back.

Did you get your straw donkey and sombrero on the plane OK?

, oh, and wrong thread you old duffer.

Glad to see the Spaniards didn't polish you in any way.

As much as i have to try on a daily basis to keep the motor trade happy, i can actually confirm, that turds ARE actually totally un-polishable.  ,

[GROWLER]

...and YOU can go BOG OFF too snot gobbler.

[Nick]

Wasn't this thread once about pumpkins?

[Darwins Selection]

Wasn't this thread once about pumpkins?

When was that?

[The Moan Ranger]

I got so sick of the trick or treaters that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.

Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.