Unplanned and unexpected odours

[Nick]

I bought some washing machine soap stuff at the weekend and used it for the first time yesterday. It turns out to be lavender flavoured. I smell like a tart's handbag 

[Snoopy]

Too vain to put yer reading glasses on?

[Darwins Selection]

Too vain to put yer reading glasses on?

I expect he thought Essence de Tom was cat scented.

[Nick]

ANd now my eyes are itching. I fear I may be allergic to myself 

[GROWLER]

ANd now my eyes are itching. I fear I may be allergic to myself 

Well I am. I get all cross and agitated when I meet or converse with you.

[Pirate]

My butchers block has an odour of sweaty armpits from chopping and grating onions and garlic...

I am currently trying vinegar...I will try salt and vinegar next (cue smart reply from Darwin) and then lemons...any other bright ideas?

[Nick]

Stick it in the microwave 

[Darwins Selection]

My butchers block has an odour of sweaty armpits from chopping and grating onions and garlic...

I am currently trying vinegar...I will try salt and vinegar next (cue smart reply from Darwin) and then lemons...any other bright ideas?

Buy a new block?

[Pirate]

So, Darwin...you must have a wooden butchers chopping block in your kitchen, next to the Aga...WWDD?

[Darwins Selection]

So, Darwin...you must have a wooden butchers chopping block in your kitchen, next to the Aga...WWDD?

Marble block I'm afraid, Mrs DS prefers it

[Nick]

You could rent yerself out like 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Sawdust and a scrubbing brush.

[Snoopy]

Butchers of my acquaintance use salt to rub down a wooden block.

Scalding hot water and bleach also helps for the initial clean down ..... then coarse salt and elbow grease.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

You could rent yerself out like 

I can't imagine Darwin as a rent boy somehow.

[Barman]

You could rent yerself out like 

I can't imagine Darwin as a rent boy somehow.

I can imagine Nick as one tho....