Bloody thieving scheming bastards they are.
Booked online before I went.
Upon arrival I'm greeted by a couple of surley looking Spanish bints who spoke crap English....how convienient when I have questions to ask ey?
"You want excess cover"?
"Gorrit tar gerl"
"No no no, you no understandio. That what you have only covers for others hitting you. You no read small print that requires you to possibly have extra extra cover for damage to tyres, glass, keys losing, and undercarriage etc etc?
"NO"!
"We take 400 euros on you credito card just in case, unless you want to payio another 7 euros a day, yes"?
NO chance, and oh, btw, I'm well pissed off, as are the now gathering crowd behind me and the other surley Spanish bint giving me the evil eyes.
"You bring car back empty btw"
"Wha' "?
"We fill car up and you use what you need and bring it back empty. That'll be 95 MORE Euros please."
"But what if I don't use all the fuel? Do I get rebate, and what rate per litre are you charging me for this extortion?
"No, I don't understand what you mean.
Snatches keys and storms off in a 'uff.
Stitched up like a kipper again, and with virtually no kip in over 24 hours, I'm not in the mood for trying to reason any longer.
Needless to say, they got the car back running on fumes only.
