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Nice One Boris
« on: November 04, 2011, 05:27:37 PM »
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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2011, 05:30:38 PM »
 :thumbsup:

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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2011, 05:42:29 PM »
 :thumbsup:   I like it.  I will post a report after I've had the chance to travel in one.  Don't hold yer breath   tunble:
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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 06:51:12 PM »
Why do they need so many doors like... we didn't have so many doors when we were kids....  noooo:
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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2011, 06:51:56 PM »
Peeps are fatter these days

When I first went to London I travelled on RTs cloud9:
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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2011, 06:54:12 PM »
Peeps are fatter these days

When I first went to London I travelled on RTs cloud9:

What's an RT? Shrugs:
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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2011, 06:56:11 PM »
He prolly means RMs    ::)
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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2011, 06:57:02 PM »
He prolly means RMs    ::)

What a wankah eh...?  ::)
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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2011, 06:57:45 PM »
RT, RM?

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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2011, 06:57:53 PM »

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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2011, 06:59:31 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2011, 07:04:13 PM »
Why do they need so many doors like... we didn't have so many doors when we were kids....  noooo:


Apparently they also have two sets of stairs. One article about the design says the extra doors and stairs are to speed access and egress thus enabling timetables to be maintained. There is also talk that they will have a driver and conductor, although Oyster Cards render ticket giving and fare collecting unnecessary, Boris is of the opinion that people want someone on the bus other than the driver. Dual manning, so it is suggested, will only apply between certain times and on selected routes.
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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2011, 07:04:51 PM »
When was the last time you heard the words "Hold very tight, please!"    whistle:
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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2011, 07:08:17 PM »
When was the last time you heard the words "Hold very tight, please!"    whistle:


Ah yes  cloud9:
Usually in a West Indian accent ~ often accompanied by some tooth sucking.


And of course the familiar cry of "Move along de bus please!"
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Re: Nice One Boris
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2011, 08:20:49 PM »
Why do they need so many doors like... we didn't have so many doors when we were kids....  noooo:


Apparently they also have two sets of stairs. One article about the design says the extra doors and stairs are to speed access and egress thus enabling timetables to be maintained. There is also talk that they will have a driver and conductor, although Oyster Cards render ticket giving and fare collecting unnecessary, Boris is of the opinion that people want someone on the bus other than the driver. Dual manning, so it is suggested, will only apply between certain times and on selected routes.

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