Predictable

[Miss Demeanour]

My bank ( Natwest) sent prior notification that they were doing some major upgrade on the systems last night to their ATM's and online banking systems etc ...but all should be fixed by 6 am this morning. They have probably built in some contingency time into that you would have imagined 

Not enough it seems 

Can't access on- line banking and can't get money out at ATM's yet .....

Time to use the credit card then 

[Nick]

Or go shoplifting 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

I am a good girl 

[GROWLER]

I am a good girl 

We know that.

Unlike that exceedingly NASTY Nick thing.

It's GERL btw, not girl.

[Nick]

Praps Growler could give you his vouchers, like

[GROWLER]

Praps Growler could give you his vouchers, like

I'd buy her a bar of choccy too, yes.
I've got a coconut for BM too, 'cus you see, he's my FRIEND, and he has similar HOBBIES and PASTIMES to mine....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates?

[Darwins Selection]

....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates?

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick? 

[Barman]

....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates?

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick? 

Like 'Barman is a good egg and Nick is just a big egg head'? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Or Barman has an astral sized ego 

[Barman]

Or Barman has an astral sized ego 

 

[Snoopy]

....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates?

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick? 

Like 'Barman is a good egg and Nick is just a big egg head'? 

I think you'll find there is a difference between Ostracised  and Ostrich sized 

[apc2010]

....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates?

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick? 

Like 'Barman is a good egg and Nick is just a big egg head'? 

I think you'll find there is a difference between Ostracised  and Ostrich sized 

 

[Darwins Selection]

....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates?

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick? 

Like 'Barman is a good egg and Nick is just a big egg head'? 

I think you'll find there is a difference between Ostracised  and Ostrich sized 

[Barman]

....bit like you ey, Nicky No Mates?

Spice up and add erudition to your posts.

Why not try to work in the word ostracised to your insults about the friendless Nick? 

Like 'Barman is a good egg and Nick is just a big egg head'? 

I think you'll find there is a difference between Ostracised  and Ostrich sized 

Oh... 

[Pastis]

Having a penchant for the odd conspiracy theory I'm inclined to think that this tactic might be ominous   

Awake as I was in the small hours listening to some esoteric stuff on the World Service I heard an interview with a German Banker who was recalling the time of the Lehmans debacle.  He happened to drop into the conversation a scenario where the banks might have to shut their doors ... think of Northern Rock ... no withdrawals, no cash. Accordingly he'd squirrelled away 000's of Euros into the office safe 

Hmmm, yes ... hmmmm!