I'm going to the quacks 'cus i think I've got some swelling 'round me knees at the side. Same place on both. Get him to lob a needle in to drain them or summat.

Curse what I stoopidly did 4 weeks ago.

I have 23 trips to do up 'me 'ill' before 31/12, and I'll do 'em, even if I have to piggin' crawl on all 4 paws.
