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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Hysteria
« on: November 07, 2011, 10:15:06 PM »
The Brat has just returned from going to see Justin Bieber turn on the Christmas lights at Westfield. Apparently there were thousands and thousands of young girls , crying, screaming and shouting out for the weedy little boy  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Why do girls do this .....?

You don't meet someone you fancy in a pub and start screaming and you probably have a  much higher chance of having a conversation in person with them. Your scream won't be heard over the other 10,000 or so bimbo's and so the object of your desire will not notice your existence.

I can't ever remember getting that excited over anyone  noooo:
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2011, 10:16:06 PM »
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2011, 10:26:40 PM »
I blame Hippocrates ... see, it's those Greeks again  noooo:
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2011, 10:27:50 PM »
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2011, 10:29:03 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 07, 2011, 10:26:40 PM
I blame Hippocrates ... see, it's those Greeks again  noooo:


If only they had worn proper clothes like eh  rubschin:
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2011, 10:31:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 07, 2011, 10:15:06 PM
The Brat has just returned from going to see Justin Bieber turn on the Christmas lights at Westfield. Apparently there were thousands and thousands of young girls , crying, screaming and shouting out for the weedy little boy  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Why do girls do this .....?

You don't meet someone you fancy in a pub and start screaming and you probably have a  much higher chance of having a conversation in person with them. Your scream won't be heard over the other 10,000 or so bimbo's and so the object of your desire will not notice your existence.

I can't ever remember getting that excited over anyone  noooo:

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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2011, 10:36:13 PM »
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2011, 11:08:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 07, 2011, 10:31:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 07, 2011, 10:15:06 PM
The Brat has just returned from going to see Justin Bieber turn on the Christmas lights at Westfield. Apparently there were thousands and thousands of young girls , crying, screaming and shouting out for the weedy little boy  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Why do girls do this .....?

You don't meet someone you fancy in a pub and start screaming and you probably have a  much higher chance of having a conversation in person with them. Your scream won't be heard over the other 10,000 or so bimbo's and so the object of your desire will not notice your existence.

I can't ever remember getting that excited over anyone  noooo:

**cough **

Leaving doesn't count BM  whistle:
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2011, 11:11:11 PM »
OI YOU! cussing:

You sounded pretty excited when I spoke to yous on the blower.

D'ya know just 'ow privelidged you were like ey?  noooo:
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2011, 06:04:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 07, 2011, 10:15:06 PM
The Brat has just returned from going to see Justin Bieber turn on the Christmas lights at Westfield. Apparently there were thousands and thousands of young girls , crying, screaming and shouting out for the weedy little boy  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Why do girls do this .....?

You don't meet someone you fancy in a pub and start screaming and you probably have a  much higher chance of having a conversation in person with them. Your scream won't be heard over the other 10,000 or so bimbo's and so the object of your desire will not notice your existence.

I can't ever remember getting that excited over anyone  noooo:

Me neither Miss D.  Of course when I spoke to Growler I was pretty excited but I managed not to scream his name at him, I though that he might already know it and Sibelius was dead before I was born. noooo:
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2011, 06:35:32 AM »
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2011, 08:34:01 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 07, 2011, 11:11:11 PM
OI YOU! cussing:

You sounded pretty excited when I spoke to yous on the blower.

D'ya know just 'ow privelidged you were like ey?  noooo:

Oh dearest bear , I believe I got to say very little when you were on the blower like  whistle:
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2011, 08:58:16 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 07, 2011, 10:15:06 PM
. . . going to see Justin Bieber turn on the Christmas lights at Westfield.

I think it very likely that I would scream if I found myself in that place.

Followed quickly by a frantic search for somewhere high, whence I could jump.
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Re: Hysteria
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2011, 09:03:46 AM »
PM (Radio 4) had a reporter there trying to entice people across the road to watch PM live ..... he failed to get even one.

It was more or less a running joke throughout the programme.
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