When you wish upon a star ..................

[Darwins Selection]

No one 

Perhaps a mince pie on your hearth would help?

[bodiam]

No one 

[Just One More]

No one 

Perhaps a mince pie on your hearth would help?

Would you like cr... nah, better not 

[Miss Demeanour]

Hold on ...I just need to build a hearth 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

When you have finished that Miss D come for a visit.  I will take you out for lunch to Morrisons where they are already serving Christmas lunch and the staff are wearing red fleeces with Merry Christmas written on the back.  The ad that winds me up at is the one 'starring' the daft oxo bint I have no idea what it is about but as Pastis said....

[bodiam]

Christmas should only be mentioned on Christmas day by law. I hate Christmas ''bah humbug'' ''scrooge'' ban it altogether I say 

[Just One More]

When you have finished that Miss D come for a visit.  I will take you out for lunch to Morrisons where they are already serving Christmas lunch and the staff are wearing red fleeces with Merry Christmas written on the back.  The ad that winds me up at is the one 'starring' the daft oxo bint I have no idea what it is about but as Pastis said....

Having spotted them last weekend, I was having a rant earlier this week about the Morrison's fleeces. Miss C will be pleased to know they have green fleeces too. It must be a heirachy thing like in the catholic church, the higher the rank, the brighter the colour (now where's that clip of Dave Allen talking of that very thing)

[Miss Demeanour]

Does the big boss have their's covered in glitter and has wings ??? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Christmas should only be mentioned on Christmas day by law. I hate Christmas ''bah humbug'' ''scrooge'' ban it altogether I say 

It's the commercialism and the christian hi-jacking of a pagan celebration that gets to me. As for Morrisons fleeces no doubt they will be wearing tinsel round their heads soon. I have to say that I didn't hear any Christmas muzak yesterday.

[Snoopy]

Ahhhh! But it's for the kiddies innit.

[Just One More]

As for Morrisons fleeces no doubt they will be wearing tinsel round their heads soon.

It'll be the only bright thing in that region 

[Snoopy]

As for Morrisons fleeces no doubt they will be wearing tinsel round their heads soon.

It'll be the only bright thing in that region 

There's a joke there about stocking the Brillo pads next to the Laydees sanitary requirements but I am resisting the temptation.

[Miss Demeanour]

There is a woman at work who once December hits insists on wearing a bit of reindeer antlers round the office. She is 'not right' anyway if you know what I mean 

She is extremely overweight and waddles slowly  from one leg to the other ...so when sitting at your desk you are forewarned nice and early of her imminent arrival as you can see this furry antlers see sawing towards you.

I have looked up the corporate dress code and  there is nothing that prevents her from doing this 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

As for Morrisons fleeces no doubt they will be wearing tinsel round their heads soon.

It'll be the only bright thing in that region 

There's a joke there about stocking the Brillo pads next to the Laydees sanitary requirements but I am resisting the temptation.

I should think so too, a man of your standing, whatever next.

Miss D does your computer have a camera on it if so we coud do a conference thingy and I could wear my horns antlers early.

[Pastis]

There is a woman at work who once December hits insists on wearing a bit of reindeer antlers round the office. She is 'not right' anyway if you know what I mean 

She is extremely overweight and waddles slowly  from one leg to the other ...so when sitting at your desk you are forewarned nice and early of her imminent arrival as you can see this furry antlers see sawing towards you.

I have looked up the corporate dress code and  there is nothing that prevents her from doing this 

Ask her if she wears them when working from home