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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #105 on: November 14, 2011, 09:33:14 PM »
Depends on what he was drinking the night before Miss C.  rubschin:
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #106 on: November 15, 2011, 11:28:58 AM »
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #107 on: November 15, 2011, 11:39:18 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 15, 2011, 11:28:58 AM
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:
Or any Cypriot wine...  noooo:
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #108 on: November 15, 2011, 12:30:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 15, 2011, 11:28:58 AM
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:

My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #109 on: November 15, 2011, 12:33:47 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2011, 12:30:35 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 15, 2011, 11:28:58 AM
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:

My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.

They can stick on the front Darwin....  ::)
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #110 on: November 15, 2011, 12:39:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2011, 12:33:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2011, 12:30:35 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 15, 2011, 11:28:58 AM
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:

My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.

They can stick on the front Darwin....  ::)

That's OK then, I thought they lived inside.

It explains the little footprints on the screen as well.  :thumbsup:
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #111 on: November 15, 2011, 12:51:20 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2011, 12:39:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2011, 12:33:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2011, 12:30:35 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 15, 2011, 11:28:58 AM
This is true Grumpmeister.  I recently heard/saw/imagined that monitor lizards have a venomous bite.  If he were drinking monitor lizard wine he could well be toxic. rubschin:

My monitor is too thin for anything but a tiny, tiny lizard.

They can stick on the front Darwin....  ::)

That's OK then, I thought they lived inside.

It explains the little footprints on the screen as well.  :thumbsup:

If it is like mine that is probably tea and/or collapso... or Talisker in your case...  ;)
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #112 on: November 15, 2011, 12:52:39 PM »
I sneezed on my screen the other day
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #113 on: November 15, 2011, 12:54:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 15, 2011, 12:52:39 PM
I sneezed on my screen the other day

Lovely...  confused:
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #114 on: November 15, 2011, 12:56:13 PM »
Good job I have a new mop  :thumbsup:
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #115 on: November 15, 2011, 02:29:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 15, 2011, 12:56:13 PM
Good job I have a new mop  :thumbsup:

Pensioning off the ginger one?
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #116 on: November 15, 2011, 02:32:10 PM »
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #117 on: November 15, 2011, 05:59:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2011, 12:54:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 15, 2011, 12:52:39 PM
I sneezed on my screen the other day

Lovely...  confused:

Yea, thanks for that you dirty greasy snotty grotbag. sick2:
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #118 on: November 15, 2011, 06:00:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 15, 2011, 12:52:39 PM
I sneezed on my screen the other day

You need something moist to wipe it clean. Just move your mouse around the screen And don't miss the corners!
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Re: WIMMIN!!
« Reply #119 on: November 15, 2011, 06:15:03 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 15, 2011, 06:00:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 15, 2011, 12:52:39 PM
I sneezed on my screen the other day

You need something moist to wipe it clean. Just move your mouse around the screen And don't miss the corners!

I could spend hours playing with that  redface:
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