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Setting yer affairs in order
« on: November 15, 2011, 03:54:28 PM »
I feel quite pleased with myself. I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements. All sorted :thumbsup:

The Jewish Lady Vicar is doing it non religiously free of charge and Growler will carry my coffin. ALone. razz:

Trust fund set up. Everyfink.

Quite therapeutic. :thumbsup:
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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2011, 04:06:38 PM »
I feel quite pleased with myself. I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements. All sorted :thumbsup:

The Jewish Lady Vicar is doing it non religiously free of charge and Growler will carry my coffin. ALone. razz:

Trust fund set up. Everyfink.

Quite therapeutic. :thumbsup:
Flowers or no....?
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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2011, 04:07:58 PM »
I get Hay Fever you mong ::)
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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2011, 04:10:34 PM »
I get Hay Fever you mong ::)
No flowers then!  :thumbsup:

Miss D and I will organise a party wake in the pub like.... from our inheritance....  cloud9:
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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2011, 04:11:41 PM »
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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2011, 04:13:12 PM »

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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2011, 04:45:48 PM »
I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements.
Well done.  :thumbsup:

Do you have the date for the ceremony? I will pop it in my diary.
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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2011, 04:46:49 PM »
I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements.
Well done.  :thumbsup:

Do you have the date? I will pop it in my diary.

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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2011, 04:48:06 PM »
I will try to give notice in advance of the date angel1

My pink sister is 65 today rubschin:
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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2011, 04:49:08 PM »
I will try to give notice in advance of the date angel1

My pink sister is 65 today rubschin:

And the yellow one is 50. Do you all synchronise?
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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2011, 04:52:12 PM »
She is my niece in law you dolt cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2011, 05:38:09 PM »
I feel quite pleased with myself. I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements. All sorted :thumbsup:

The Jewish Lady Vicar is doing it non religiously free of charge and Growler will carry my coffin. ALone. razz:

Trust fund set up. Everyfink.

Quite therapeutic. :thumbsup:

Most excellent. I'll pop up and keeel you now then, no need to return your CD or pie dish.
I could get you some plastic flowers.  They are not tasteful but they are cheap. :thumbsup:
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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2011, 05:40:58 PM »
I want to be buried with my Scarf  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2011, 05:41:38 PM »
She is my niece in law you dolt cussing: cussing: cussing:

How can your sister be your niece-in-law?

All this in-breeding could leave you with mental problems and ginger hair.

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Re: Setting yer affairs in order
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2011, 05:43:59 PM »
I am surrounded by idiots. Thankfully I am in Brum tomorrow and may bump into Tipsy eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
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