Setting yer affairs in order

[Barman]

I will try to give notice in advance of the date

My pink sister is 65 today

And the yellow one is 50. Do you all synchronise?

[Just One More]

I feel quite pleased with myself. I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements. All sorted

The Jewish Lady Vicar is doing it non religiously free of charge and Growler will carry my coffin. ALone.

Trust fund set up. Everyfink.

Quite therapeutic.

Definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway

[Barman]

I feel quite pleased with myself. I have finalised my will today and made my own funeral arrangements. All sorted

The Jewish Lady Vicar is doing it non religiously free of charge and Growler will carry my coffin. ALone.

Trust fund set up. Everyfink.

Quite therapeutic.

Definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway

 

[bodiam]

I want to be buried with my Scarf 

I heard it was warm enough where you were going 

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

I want to be buried with my Scarf 

You can take that rancid flea ridden TWO THOUSAND POUND, YES, TWO UNBELIEVABLE BASTARD POUND rug with you too., in fact, they could wrap you up on the heavin' shitty thing instead of squeezing you into a coffin you seven bellied bufoon.

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

seven bellied bufoon.

Do I detect more Shakespear?

[Nick]

He must have done an degree

[Just One More]

Would he get marks for spelling Shakespeare's name correctly 

seven bellied bufoon.

Do I detect more Shakespear?

[Nick]

Shakespear spelt his name in many different ways 

[Just One More]

Shakespear spelt his name in many different ways 

Some bloody writer he was, couldn't even spell his name right  , a bit like that Ronald Dahl chap

[Nick]

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=SHAKESPEARE+SIGNATURES&hl=en&pwst=1&biw=1366&bih=624&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=4N7CTq_HJ83x8QO3m6CGCw&ved=0CCsQsAQ
 

[GROWLER]

These literature types. All the piggin' same....insane.

[barmisspah?]

You still haven't got over that rug have you Growler