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Offline Just One More

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Getting Your Five-a-day
« on: November 19, 2011, 07:09:53 AM »
They are trying to get pizza classified as one of yer five-a-day cos it has tomato paste on it. Thinking about it, with olives, sweetcorn, peppers and red onions, yer whole five-a-day are there on one pizza

Only in America   noooo:
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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2011, 07:33:24 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 19, 2011, 07:09:53 AM
They are trying to get pizza classified as one of yer five-a-day cos it has tomato paste on it. Thinking about it, with olives, sweetcorn, peppers and red onions, yer whole five-a-day are there on one pizza

Only in America   noooo:

It makes as much sense as the original 'five-a-day' target...  lol:
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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2011, 07:33:52 AM »
Heinz , in an advert, claim that their tomato soup is one of the five-a-day.

I don't think I've ever managed five-a-day.
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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2011, 07:39:03 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2011, 07:33:52 AM
Heinz , in an advert, claim that their tomato soup is one of the five-a-day.

I don't think I've ever managed five-a-day.

I did once.... I was much younger then mind....  redface:
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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2011, 07:48:09 AM »
 noooo:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2011, 07:50:08 AM »
There's no hope for him.
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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2011, 08:00:26 AM »
 redface:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2011, 08:56:56 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 19, 2011, 07:39:03 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2011, 07:33:52 AM
Heinz , in an advert, claim that their tomato soup is one of the five-a-day.

I don't think I've ever managed five-a-day.

I did once.... I was much younger then mind....  redface:

 nonono:  Tsk BM.  I usually have about 10 a day not sure what that does to me other than turn me into a vegetable. noooo:
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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2011, 09:14:34 AM »
Won't make any difference to BM then Miss C.  whistle:
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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2011, 06:36:54 PM »
I suspect not Grumpmeister he is completely gagaa law unto himself.
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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2011, 06:38:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on November 19, 2011, 08:56:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 19, 2011, 07:39:03 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2011, 07:33:52 AM
Heinz , in an advert, claim that their tomato soup is one of the five-a-day.

I don't think I've ever managed five-a-day.

I did once.... I was much younger then mind....  redface:

 nonono:  Tsk BM.  I usually have about 10 a day not sure what that does to me other than turn me into a vegetable. noooo:

Or a nymphomaniac....  eyes: eyes:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2011, 06:04:25 AM »
There really is no hope for you is there?  Now excuse me while I go and do something interesting with a carrot.
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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2011, 06:06:19 AM »
Miss C  eeek:  Tis the sabbath
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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2011, 06:10:11 AM »
 Shrugs: angel1
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Re: Getting Your Five-a-day
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2011, 06:26:14 AM »
Good to see yer getting one of yer five-a-day in so early
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