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Offline GROWLER

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Benton's in the shit!
« on: November 22, 2011, 01:48:57 PM »
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 01:50:45 PM »
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 01:51:16 PM »
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 01:53:42 PM »
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 01:58:10 PM »
It's not actually funny, but it IS actually hilarous. :thumbsup:

Like a sketch out of Fawlty Towers. Even sounds like J.C too! happy001
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 06:43:51 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 22, 2011, 01:58:10 PM
It's not actually funny, but it IS actually hilarous. :thumbsup:

Like a sketch out of Fawlty Towers. Even sounds like J.C too! happy001

I know what you mean

I saw a similar thing three cars in front of me in the New Forest once. The deer came from the trees on the nearside closely followed by a dog into the road and one car swerved into oncoming traffic causing a head on collision.

Bloody irresponsible dog owners, there can't be many dogs around called Benton, I hope his owner is found and fined (and I know there's far worse crimes being committed)
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2011, 06:01:47 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 22, 2011, 06:43:51 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 22, 2011, 01:58:10 PM
It's not actually funny, but it IS actually hilarous. :thumbsup:

Like a sketch out of Fawlty Towers. Even sounds like J.C too! happy001

I know what you mean

I saw a similar thing three cars in front of me in the New Forest once. The deer came from the trees on the nearside closely followed by a dog into the road and one car swerved into oncoming traffic causing a head on collision.

Bloody irresponsible dog owners, there can't be many dogs around called Benton, I hope his owner is found and fined (and I know there's far worse crimes being committed)

he's prolly called Bentos by now....  whistle:
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2011, 06:30:33 AM »
Poor Benton sad32: I miss him already
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2011, 02:10:53 PM »
His name has already been changed ...apparently tis Fenton, and the backlash for the owner has begun after the laughter has died down
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2011, 03:03:53 PM »
Oooooo! Linkies please  angel1
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2011, 04:28:39 PM »
And that is why the speed limit in Richmond Park is 20mph. So you can stop when deer cross the road. It's a lot better than a windscreen full of enraged venison !
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2011, 06:31:05 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on November 24, 2011, 04:28:39 PM
And that is why the speed limit in Richmond Park is 20mph. So you can stop when deer cross the road. It's a lot better than a windscreen full of enraged venison !

Nothing wrong with a boot full of 'pacified' venison though.  whistle:
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2011, 06:32:39 PM »
Is it time for my venison joke......... rubschin:
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Re: Benton's in the shit!
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2011, 06:35:21 PM »
Not yet deer
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2011, 07:06:17 PM »
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