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Twixmas
« on: November 22, 2011, 05:34:02 PM »
Allegedly, I can take a break after a busy Christmas or just in case I want to prepare myself for the big New Year celebrations!  eeek:  WTF? 

Not content with marketing and merchandising the last drop of cheer out of Christmas and the end of the year, someone invents Twixmas  noooo:
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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 05:42:12 PM »
As in, "The festive season drags on"?
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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 06:21:50 PM »
Ooh no, worse than that, the ever onward marching flow of marketing, anniversarising every waking day of our consumer focused existences  evil:   noooo:
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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 06:23:00 PM »
I will send you a Twixmas card on the 28th of December angel1
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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 06:25:36 PM »
I shall delight in writing Fook Off and Return To Sender and posting it back  evil:
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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 06:27:22 PM »
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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 06:28:06 PM »
I will send you a Twixmas card on the 28th of December angel1

You aren't thinking this through Nick, you send an Easter card on the 28th and then 2 days after Easter send the Twixmas card.  whistle:
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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2011, 06:30:16 PM »
What is twixmas ...........A Miss D choc festival......... rubschin:

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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2011, 06:43:12 PM »
What is twixmas ...........A Miss D choc festival......... rubschin:

 lol: lol:  Yep, the thought had occurred to me.

In reality it's that dreadful no-mans-land of time when a hotel sees its Christmas guests depart on Boxing Day and they're left with 5 whole days of barren nothingness before the bevvied up partygoers arrive on the 31st.   tunble:

Rooms are going cheap and on the grey shores of the East coast the 60's revival bands are playing to a nightly audience of 3 pensioners who can't quite remember why they're there.
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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 06:48:03 PM »
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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 07:44:59 PM »
What is twixmas ...........A Miss D choc festival......... rubschin:

All festivals are achoooly choccy related  cloud9:

Christmas is about the dilemma of Roses or Quality Street , and even now Celebrations  rubschin:

Easter is about the choccy eggs  cloud9:

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Re: Twixmas
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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2011, 07:47:17 PM »
What is twixmas ...........A Miss D choc festival......... rubschin:

All festivals are achoooly choccy related  cloud9:

Christmas is about the dilemma of Roses or Quality Street , and even now Celebrations  rubschin:

Easter is about the choccy eggs  cloud9:

Achooly or alcoholy.......... rubschin:

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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 07:48:30 PM »
I might try and have an alco holy free twixmas  rubschin:
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Re: Twixmas
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 07:51:55 PM »
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