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Offline bodiam

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Red Tape
« on: November 26, 2011, 04:36:37 PM »
  Is it me?  I am currently applying to emigrate to New Zealand, have sent all required documentation to NZ Immigration Dept, including marriage certificate. I have been married for over 30 years...........not enough apparently. They now want photographs of us together, utility bills and joint bank statements as well of details of holidays we have spent together within the last 5 years.  eastdrink048 confused2: Yargh: eastdrink048
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2011, 04:37:58 PM »
If only our Immigration Dept was so thorough whistle:
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2011, 04:38:26 PM »
Quote from: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:36:37 PM
  Is it me?  I am currently applying to emigrate to New Zealand, have sent all required documentation to NZ Immigration Dept, including marriage certificate. I have been married for over 30 years...........not enough apparently. They now want photographs of us together, utility bills and joint bank statements as well of details of holidays we have spent together within the last 5 years.  eastdrink048 confused2: Yargh: eastdrink048

I'm sure it is you!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2011, 04:48:13 PM »
Quote from: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:36:37 PM
  Is it me?  I am currently applying to emigrate to New Zealand, have sent all required documentation to NZ Immigration Dept, including marriage certificate. I have been married for over 30 years...........not enough apparently. They now want photographs of us together, utility bills and joint bank statements as well of details of holidays we have spent together within the last 5 years.  eastdrink048 confused2: Yargh: eastdrink048

You didn't mention VP membership I hope.  scared2:
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2011, 04:50:13 PM »
You could send them copies of those home videos  whistle:   eyes:
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2011, 04:54:56 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 26, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
You could send them copies of those home videos  whistle:   eyes:
I did. redface:
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2011, 04:56:40 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2011, 04:48:13 PM
Quote from: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:36:37 PM
  Is it me?  I am currently applying to emigrate to New Zealand, have sent all required documentation to NZ Immigration Dept, including marriage certificate. I have been married for over 30 years...........not enough apparently. They now want photographs of us together, utility bills and joint bank statements as well of details of holidays we have spent together within the last 5 years.  eastdrink048 confused2: Yargh: eastdrink048

You didn't mention VP membership I hope.  scared2:
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2011, 05:46:19 PM »
Too late for that I fear  whistle:
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2011, 07:28:57 AM »
I am not mad......just misunderstood sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30:
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2011, 07:30:25 AM »
Quote from: bodiam on November 27, 2011, 07:28:57 AM
I am not mad......just misunderstood sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30: sadsmiley30:

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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2011, 08:32:10 AM »
Quote from: bodiam on November 26, 2011, 04:36:37 PM
  Is it me?  I am currently applying to emigrate to New Zealand, have sent all required documentation to NZ Immigration Dept, including marriage certificate. I have been married for over 30 years...........not enough apparently. They now want photographs of us together, utility bills and joint bank statements as well of details of holidays we have spent together within the last 5 years.  eastdrink048 confused2: Yargh: eastdrink048

You didn't put anything in the form to raise suspicion like , did you ?

Like 'happily married' for 30 years  whistle:
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2011, 11:31:18 AM »
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You didn't put anything in the form to raise suspicion like , did you ?

Like 'happily married' for 30 years  whistle:


I never mentioned the word ''happily'' anywhere on the form :thumbsup:
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2011, 06:20:53 PM »
You're still here then?  Posing as someone else at that. noooo:  Are you in drag today?
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2011, 07:20:40 AM »
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Re: Red Tape
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2011, 07:24:05 AM »
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