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Offline Miss Demeanour

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You are having a larf !!!!
« on: November 27, 2011, 03:19:13 PM »
On the way home just now pavements are clogged with general scum and the Poundland Army  noooo:

Trying to get through and there is a muppet obstructing the way with a jingly bucket shouting out for some charity or the other.

Thinking it was gonna be some 'make a wish come true for a dying child this Christmas ' kinda thing I tried to avoid.

But when his voice became distinguishable it was nothing of the sort  noooo:

" Help the starving cats " he was blaring away , whilst holding his bucket in people's faces . A bucket with pictures of moggys on it noooo:

Thinking it was some sort of scam I searched for the ID thing needed for collecting money etc .....and oh yes it would appear he went to the bother of getting one of those scammed printed  noooo:

How the hell can people believe there are any starving feckin cats in this area.  Next week he'll prolly be back offering to save the anorexic pigeons  ::)

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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2011, 03:21:03 PM »
I think Jim may be behind this rubschin: He has been making a lot of phone calls recently  rubschin:
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2011, 03:21:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on November 27, 2011, 03:19:13 PM
On the way home just now pavements are clogged with general scum and the Poundland Army  noooo:

Trying to get through and there is a muppet obstructing the way with a jingly bucket shouting out for some charity or the other.

Thinking it was gonna be some 'make a wish come true for a dying child this Christmas ' kinda thing I tried to avoid.

But when his voice became distinguishable it was nothing of the sort  noooo:

" Help the starving cats " he was blaring away , whilst holding his bucket in people's faces . A bucket with pictures of moggys on it noooo:

Thinking it was some sort of scam I searched for the ID thing needed for collecting money etc .....and oh yes it would appear he went to the bother of getting one of those scammed printed  noooo:

How the hell can people believe there are any starving feckin cats in this area.  Next week he'll prolly be back offering to save the anorexic pigeons  ::)

Oh Miss D.... couldn't you afford £2 per month...? Just two Pounds per month....?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2011, 03:23:24 PM »
I do my bit by having a tincy tiny little garden which they shit and piss in all the time  evil:

So they must be eating something  rubschin:
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2011, 03:26:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on November 27, 2011, 03:23:24 PM
I do my bit by having a tincy tiny little garden which they shit and piss in all the time  evil:

So they must be eating something  rubschin:

The ginger bastard shat in my garage yesterday!  cussing:
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2011, 03:27:13 PM »
Who?
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2011, 03:28:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 27, 2011, 03:26:26 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on November 27, 2011, 03:23:24 PM
I do my bit by having a tincy tiny little garden which they shit and piss in all the time  evil:

So they must be eating something  rubschin:

The ginger bastard shat in my garage yesterday!  cussing:

NIck........... eeek:
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2011, 03:30:36 PM »
The other ginger bastard!  cussing:
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2011, 03:32:37 PM »
Growler?  eeek:
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2011, 03:35:08 PM »
No, the other, other ginger bastard!  cussing:
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2011, 04:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on November 27, 2011, 03:23:24 PM
I do my bit by having a tincy tiny little garden which they shit and piss in all the time  evil:

So they must be eating something  rubschin:
They are eating the anorexic pigeons drumroll:
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2011, 03:17:21 AM »
Quote from: Barman (Smooth Operator) on November 27, 2011, 03:35:08 PM
No, the other, other ginger bastard!  cussing:

Danny Alexander?  eeek:
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2011, 07:11:24 AM »
doh:
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2011, 07:28:04 AM »
He means Chris Evans
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Re: You are having a larf !!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2011, 06:08:23 PM »
I'm not so sure, he could be on about Mick Hucknall  rubschin:
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