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[GROWLER]

I shall be concealing an 'ammer in me shorts tonight in readiness for it not responding to my constant thumping.

Snigger! 

Quite.

I wasn't actually meaning to be 'suggestive/whatever either.

I tend to type with the anger and frustration of the moment, the best way imo.

Have you read your PMs like...? 

No. Why?

Oh.

In fairness, the only ones I usually receive are from the ginger one, so they tend to get ignored.

[Barman]

I shall be concealing an 'ammer in me shorts tonight in readiness for it not responding to my constant thumping.

Snigger! 

Quite.

I wasn't actually meaning to be 'suggestive/whatever either.

I tend to type with the anger and frustration of the moment, the best way imo.

Have you read your PMs like...? 

No. Why?

Oh.

In fairness, the only ones I usually receive are from the ginger one, so they tend to get ignored.

His never have a subject - mine always do.... 

[GROWLER]

I shall reply later after I've smashed the gym up.

[Barman]

I shall reply later after I've smashed the gym up.

I'll send you another as I have a plan....