Getting back from holiday to find...

[Barman]

Your karma appears to be stuck on Canadian time! 

[The Moan Ranger]

Not too much Nick, one hopes. A few local papers, confirmation of my stipend being paid directly into the bank and perhaps the odd local takeaway tariff. My man Chris is looking after the pile in my absence, so he will sort them into categories for my return. Just hope he remembers to clear the dust from the builders in time.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

One angry cat.  ?????

You came back off holiday and found one angry cat??????

Bloody hell!! I bet it was a angry hungry cat!

[Uncle Mort]

Last Tuesday when I came back from a long weekend away I found the cat had shat on the my son's bedroom carpet. The neighbour had been feeding him and letting in and out of the house. It's a wonder she hadn't noticed the smell? I could as soon as I opened the door.

[Snoopy]

Last Tuesday when I came back from a long weekend away I found the cat had shat on the my son's bedroom carpet. The neighbour had been feeding him and letting in and out of the house. It's a wonder she hadn't noticed the smell? I could as soon as I opened the door.

Perhaps you neighbour thought your house always smelled that way.
Nothing will convince dog owners that their homes smell "doggy" but non dog owners can smell it from outside the front door. (Not that a doggy smell is in anyway objectionable of course  )

[Uncle Mort]

Perhaps you neighbour thought your house always smelled that way.

 

[Nick]

That is called protest pooing. It is a way of punishing you for neglect. Many cats do it

[Misunderstood]

Indeed!

[Bar Wench]

My friend's cat is apparently depressed. It is over grooming. I found it interesting because when I am depressed it goes completely the other way! Most bizzare.

[Snoopy]

My friend's cat is apparently depressed. It is over grooming. I found it interesting because when I am depressed it goes completely the other way! Most bizzare.

What? When you are depressed your pussy gets no grooming?

[Barman]

My friend's cat is apparently depressed. It is over grooming. I found it interesting because when I am depressed it goes completely the other way! Most bizzare.

What? When you are depressed your pussy gets no grooming?

[Bar Wench]

My friend's cat is apparently depressed. It is over grooming. I found it interesting because when I am depressed it goes completely the other way! Most bizzare.

What? When you are depressed your pussy gets no grooming?

And my legs, and my head and my pits. It all goes to pot!

[Barman]

My friend's cat is apparently depressed. It is over grooming. I found it interesting because when I am depressed it goes completely the other way! Most bizzare.

What? When you are depressed your pussy gets no grooming?

And my legs, and my head and my pits. It all goes to pot!

Snigger... 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Snoopy]

My friend's cat is apparently depressed. It is over grooming. I found it interesting because when I am depressed it goes completely the other way! Most bizzare.

What? When you are depressed your pussy gets no grooming?

And my legs, and my head and my pits. It all goes to pot!

I know the feeling ~ next time pop round and have some nice valium.



Tell you what ~ we'll both take some and then I'll hold your pussy while you groom it.
Does it scratch? Will I need a blanket to wrap it in?